Thirty-Five
Complementary Microwaves
The group returned to their normal PC, waiting to be called upon by the spiritors.
"We leave for two chapters, and all this happens," Zoroark moaned as she picked up a pile of magazines.
"See? This is Clank," Charizard showed them the robot that had been on Buizel's tail. It was next to some kind of…cat-tiger-humanoid…thing.
"Very descriptive, author," Serperior scoffed.
Shut up you overgrown ivy vine.
"What?"
Nothing…anyway,
As they entered the box, they saw a hundred or so light blue microwaves stacked in a pyramid in the middle of the room.
The author herself was sitting on the top.
"WHAT UP, FAMILY?!" she yelled.
"REEVEE21, WHAT THE HECK?!" Quilava hollered, shaking a clenched paw.
"Hey, if AmberDS can have complementary toasters, I can have complementary microwaves!" she answered, jumping down.
"Why not something else? Like complementary Celestial Bronze pencils?" Charizard suggested.
"HECK NO! I'm the only one who gets them," the author answered.
"Um, iron pencils?" Serperior perked up.
"No, it needs to be completely unexpected, random, near-useless…"
A light bulb appeared above Frogadier's head.
"COMPLEMENTARY SATELITE DISHES!" he yelled.
"What?"
"Those ancient pieces of technology that you stick on roofs or whatever?" he explained.
"…I LOVE IT," The author smiled like a Rotom.
That's my new phrase BTW.
"Did you guys know I used one as a sled once?" she said, shoving the microwaves out the door.
"What?"
"Long story. SEE Y'ALL!"
I don't think I'll use satellite dishes, I've got my narrating group and a Celestial Bronze pencil-and author's rage-and a laptop.
Agumon: whacha gonna do, throw the laptop at the monsters and hope they get scared and run away?
I smell a Digimon reference…
Agumon: guilty.
Percy: where'd that other guy go?
Who, Clank? Oh, he was throwing out the microwaves for me. HEY, I SHOULD MAKE LIKE A POKEMON SUMMARY FOR MYSELF!
Percy: what?
My name, my species-
Agumon: an Author?
My gender, my move set-
Percy: Author's Wrath, Celestial Stab, 4thWall Smash, and Laptop?
My nature, my ability-heck, you should all have one!
Percy: WHAT?!