A/N: Like I have said many times, I'm so sorry about this. The yaoi is strong in this one and I just... I think I need some sleep.

One day, Japan forgot to turn off his weaboo side. He was watching this anime about kawaii desu neko girls. It was getting really exciting because the stereotypical hot guy fell in love with his sugoi kidnapper. Oh, it was just so kawaii.

Japan giggled and went to Germany's house and walked in without anyone knowing. "Ohayo, Prussia-ku~n!" Japan cried, his usually soulless eyes full of sparkles.

"...Hey, Japan.. What the fuck happened to your eyes?!"

Japan glared at Prussia. "I am not Japan to anyone. I am your senpai!"

"Japan!" Yelled a voice which was most likely Italy's.

"I am not Japan! It's SENPAI!"

Italy either didn't hear him or ignored what he said. "Japaannn, when did you get here?!"

"A few minutes ago.. I'm guessing YOU DIDN'T HERE ME COME IN BECAUSE OF YOUR SUGOI YAOI ACTIVITES WITH DOITSU-KUN!"

Prussia burst out laughing. "Ahah.. Japan, did you forget to turn off your weaboo again?"

Japan's eyes immediately filled up with tears. "I-I was watching kawaii neko anime and then the yaoi and I couldn't help myself.. bUT ITALIA-KUN GO BACK TO YOUR SUGOI ACTIVITIES!"

Italy obviously had no choice. Because Japan would probably murder him with his sparkles.

"P-Prussia-kun.. I...I ship them soo much!" Japan sobbed.

Prussia sighed. Japan's weaboo side was pretty emotional. As well as violent and dangerous as fuck. Well, so was normal Japan but weaboo Japan was different.

"Okay.. How do I change you back?" Prussia asked.

"Hmmm.. is kawaii desu the answer?"

"No. Japa- I mean senpai," Prussia sweat dropped.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN KAWAII DESU ISN'T THE ANSWER." The look of complete and utter heartbreak was on Japan's face and Prussia felt terrible but suddenly, he had an idea.

He freaking slapped the LAND OF THE RISING SUN.

Well, looks like Japan's going to need those extra sparkles.

The end.

Extra note: The "anime" Japan was watching actually exists and my poor eyes bled while watching it. It's probably worse than Boku No Pico and the goat licking salt meme put together.

And I know it's the third already but Happy new year. My new years resolution is to make it the gayest year yet (◕‿◕✿)