A/N: Ummm.. I'm not entirely responsible for this.. I saw a picture and that sort of inspired me- is inspire even the right word-
China was randomly outside, looking at the clouds until he saw one that looked really inappropriate.
"AIYAH ITS A PENIS SHAPED CLOUD OH FUCK THAT'S SO DISHONOURABLE WHY DON'T YOU CLOUDS GO TO HELL NAUGHTY CLOUDS I DON'T LIKE PENISES IN THE SKY GET THE FUCK OUT EW THAT'S DISGUSTING UGH CLOUD WHY MUST YOU DISHONOUR THE SKY YOU LITTLE SHIT I WILL GET JAPAN TO STARE INTO YOUR SOUL I BET YOU'LL FEEL SO INTIMIDATED AND YOU SHOULD BECAUSE JAPAN'S STARE IS FUCKING DANGEROUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Taiwan went outside to see who was making all the noise. "PENIS CLOUDS!"
Oh, its just China shouting at a cloud again.
Taiwan smiled a bit too widely.
Just a normal day.
The end