A/N: I have a question that has nothing to do with this chapter. Has anyone ever just looked at their music and realised they are literally a piece of emo shit? If so, I am so proud.
England, France and America were having a family dinner. Oh yeah, Canadia too...
"Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys."
England sighed. "Can't you be quiet for at least a minute?"
"Sorry mom!"
"What. Did. You. Just. Call. Me?!"
America laughed nervously. "Hehe.. Does mother dearest sound better?"
England turned to America and gave him the glare of death.
"Ahahaha, don't be so hard on him, cher, America is just-"
"StOP DEFENDING HIM!"
"Erm.. Can I just say something?" Canada said/whispered.
But alas, no one heard him. Instead, everyone thought it was a ghost and screamed. And ran away.
Canada sighed. "Oh well.. At least I still have you, Kumajika- KUMA?! WHERE ARE YOU?!'
Kumajiro was sick of Canada forgetting his name (although that is quite hypocritical) so Kumajiro ran away too.
So, Canada was left there. All alone. With his maple syrup.
We all know where this is going.
The end.