Thirty-Nine
Legally Blind
Flygon, A.K.A D. was fixing the door after Nyan Cat left.
"Hey guys, guys!" Charizard landed in front of the group.
"WHAT IS IT CHARIZARD?!" Serperior yelled, panicked. "DID LITTLE TIMMY FALL DOWN THE WELL?!"
"Wha-no!" Charizard face clawed. "Have you guys ever seen-"
"QUICK LASSY, GET HELP GIRL!" Serperior didn't hear him and shoved Quilava down a well.
"WHAT THE HECK?!" he hollered.
One Swellow-style trip down the well later…
"Serperior, lay off the Lassie movies," Quilava moaned.
"ANYWAYS," Charizard cleared his throat and a cloud of ash came out. "Have you guys ever seen Dora?"
"Yes," Zoroark grudgingly muttered.
Flashback to Zoroark's childhood, fake realities are fun!
Zoroark, just a little Zorua then, was strolling down the path plainly.
"Look Boots!" a childish, overly loud voice screeched. "A baby fox!"
"What's a fox?" Zorua sat cutely in the middle of the path.
"Aww, it looks lost!" Dora cooed as Boots and her stared.
"…SECURITY!" Zorua yelped as she was plucked up by the four-year-old.
"Baby fox, are you lost?" Dora yelled in her incredibly sensitive, fox ear.
"NO! PUT ME DOWN!" Zorua yelled.
"Zorro de bebé, estás perdido?" Dora repeated in another language.
"YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE, CHILD!" Zorua wailed as she dark pulsed the living fudge out of Dora.
End flashback, going back to reality sucks…
Shaymin shivered at her own experience.
Quilava wavered.
Flygon growled uncomfortably.
Frogadier muttered under his breath.
Serperior gagged.
Swellow stuffed his face into a couch cushion.
Rotom hid behind Flygon.
Lucario's eyes flashed open while he was meditating, his pupils small.
"I'll take that as a yes," Charizard nodded. "Anyway, I've come to the conclusion that Dora is legally blind!"
"What?" Serperior asked. "If she's blind-"
"No, LEGALY blind," Charizard corrected. "Legally blind people can't see past about a yard from they're face."
"Oh, so that's why she constantly relies off 3-year-olds to be her eyes and ears?" Quilava uncurled.
"Apparently," Swellow shrugged.
"If the Dora is incapable of long-range sight, how does she manage?" Lucario asked.
"That monkey," Zoroark growled.
"She also has short term memory," Charizard started typing away, "Is legally deaf, and has a height disorder."
"Why is she fat in the first episodes but like a stick in the newer ones?" Frogadier asked.
"…and eating issues," Charizard kept writing.
We have confirmed here in the A/N department that Dora is legally blind, deaf, and short-termed in memory.
Percy: (shivers) that name…
Agumon: (hides behind Reevee21)
there there, (pats Agumon on the back) she can't get us here…
Dora: Hola compañeros A/N personas!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-PERCY SAVE US ALL!
Percy: YOU SHALN'T SPOIL THIS BOOK AS WELL, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-
MIND YOUR LANGUAGE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!
Percy: (starts a slightly epic sword-against-backpack fight)