Sweden decided to tell Sealand a bedtime story. Instead 'f t'lk'ng l'k' th's, Sweden used his story telling voice so both Sealand and reader can understand.
"Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Iceland.
Just kidding.
He wasn't a child anymore.
HE'S A MAN.
Iceland decided to prove his manliness to his older non-brother. Because said non-brother was a dick.
But the thing is, the only way his manliness can be proved is by pickin' up some chicks.
And we all know Iceland is 100% homo.
This is not going to work.
So Iceland used Hong Kong.
Because Hong Kong is also 100% homo, if not 1341242%. Also on the plus side, Hong Kong looked like a girl. But no one dared say that out loud.
So in the end, Iceland somewhat proved his manliness.
Norway wasn't impressed.
The end."
Sealand screamed in horror.
"''m gl'd y' l'k'd 't, ''ll t'll y' 'nth'r 'ne t'm'rr'w, 'kay?"
Sealand started to hyperventilate and jumped out his window, away from Sweden's bedtime stories.
The end.