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Chapter 5: Kitchen Sex
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I have to admit something…
"So, what do you guys think? Cute huh?''
"Meh… nothing special''
"Not my type… but it has potential"
"Mikey… how many times will I have to tell you that you need to be careful while handling human girls…look at that nasty cut over her lip''
"Ugh… that was an accident Leo…"
I never had a long lasting relationship, and don't really feel that I want one.
"And what happened to her ankle?''
"That wasn't me bro, I swear. It was already like that when I found her"
"How convenient for you, eh? She couldn't run even after seeing your ugly butt face"
"Shut up Raph! Donnie you can patch her up right?''
When it comes to men…even If I was dating someone, the first day of a bargain sale would have more priority than our dates.
''Hmmm… I believe so… put her on my lab and I will treat her there''
"Your lab! Oh no, I'm not so sure bro…every time a chick goes into your lab they always come out with something weird or without something…"
"Don't be ridiculous, I won't do anything to her''
"Yeah, I don't know bro…''
"Alright… do as you like Mikey, but have you notice how swollen her ankle looks like? She is going to wake up with a lot a pain if you don't treat that soon, and if you don't clean and patch that cut properly it would probably leave a permanent scar on her lip"
I just don't have the passion or the will to invest in a relationship.
"Hey! Be careful dude! Don't manhandle her''
"Really Mikey? Are you telling ME to be careful? I was only checking her body temperature and, as I suspected, it's dangerously low. She's at high risk of developing hypothermia. Did you really have to bring her all the way until here practically naked?"
"I was in a hurry bro! The sun was going to come out any minute"
''Then you shouldn't have wasted so much time playing with her you idiot''
''Okay guys, stop fighting. Mikey, give the girl to Donnie, you know that I don't like girls with face scars; and Don, please don't do anything weird to her, she just arrived here"
''Alright Leo… but I will be there the entire time!''
''Tsk… ''
''Oh, I think she's waking up''
''Mhhmmm…''
''Great! Just what I needed, an hysterical girl screaming in my lab"
Does that make me selfish?
''Ughhh… what… where''
''Good Morning babe… this are my bros… bros, this is Mika''
''Oh…She passed out again''
"Figures…"
''That's better, at least for now…"
I really don't know, but if my lack of motivation means I'll never find true love, then I'm fine with it.
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I woke up with a jolt, like those you feel when you are about to stir out from a bad dream. Unfortunately for me, something was telling me the real nightmare was just starting.
After opening my eyes, it took me awhile before I was able to completely come to terms with the fact I had just woke up in a different place I went to sleep in. So, for a couple of minutes I just stayed there, glancing at the unfamiliar ceiling above me, thinking about absolutely nothing. Maybe it was the initial shock that made me froze, or maybe it was because my mind was still half sleep, but for whatever reason, the only thing I knew at that time was how much I needed to pee.
Groggily, and with a lot of difficulty I went vertical "what is this place?'' I wondered while darting my half open eyes around the unfamiliar view. This definitely wasn't my room. No, it wasn't even a bedroom; it looked more like a living room, and I was sitting over a big leather sofa right in the middle of it ''Where I'm? How did I even get here?'' my fingers rubbed my temples as if they were trying to squeeze the information out of my brain like orange juice, but everything was just a foggy mess and the more I tried to connect the dots the more confusing it all became.
However, everything became as clear as a day, when I felt something odd in my face ''Why my mouth feels so funny?'' I lifted a finger and my eyes widened as I touched how swollen my upper lip was ''I must look like a duck!'' was the first conclusion my sharp mind jumped into ''but what happened? When did I- Oh…'' That's why they say ignorance is bliss, because the horrible feeling of not remembering anything was thousands of times better and easier to handle, than the one I got once all the memories from last night came back to me like a punch in the face.
Fuck…
Mikey… the frigging monster turtle…he happened.
The last thing in my memory was Mikey's wicked grin as he lifted me and threw me over his shoulders like a rag doll. I instantly looked at my fingernails… they were all broken and splintered, there were even some fingers with barely any nail left. I let out a choked sob and my eyes grew hot as I thought how hard I must had tried to struggled against him, yet I couldn't even remember properly those last couple of seconds I fought before blacking out.
Using my thumb and index finger, I stretched out the edge of the oversized cloth I was mysteriously wearing. I immediately recognized the cartoonish crocodile with sunglasses and a martini glass printed on it. This was the t-shirt the nightclub's staff had gave me the night of my embarrassing fall ''Why I'm wearing this?'' and as I expected, there wasn't any underwear in sight, but at least the t-shirt was long enough to cover everything that needed to be covered… and it was way better than being completely naked. That's for sure.
The lack of windows made impossible to even guess what time it was. But what I did notice was how big and nicely furnished this whole place was. Believe me, it was so modernly and neatly decorated that for a moment my brain distracted itself from the precarious situation only to wonder how it was possible for a huge turtle monster to have better living conditions than me… and my parents.
Letting the idiotic thoughts aside, I decided to stand up from the sofa to get a better view, but when I took a couple of steps forward, an annoying tingling sensation made me lower my sight to my feet ''Oh right… my ankle was supposed to be twisted'' it looked much better now though, and it was even bandage with gauze ''Well, at least I can walk now''
Despite my legs feeling as if they were made of jelly, I managed to stumble until a stone wall that conduced through a long hallway… a really long and dark hallway. Hesitation took over me when I started pondering the idea of entering that really creepy path or not, but I shrugged it off and continued anyways when I considered that it was better than staying still, waiting for my imminent rape ''I have to get out of here. Exit… I need to find an exit'' as I started venturing further inside, I began noticing how colorless everything seemed to be. Perhaps, the absence of a natural source of light was the reason everything seemed so colorless, grayscale and with way too many shadows.
The first room I stumble into looked like… a kitchen? I wasn't really sure because the lights were turned off, but it seemed like kind of a kitchen ''Nothing to see here'' I decided continuing my path despise my stomach growling like an unleash beast, and I began wishing for the next room to be a restroom.
However, when I was about to turn around to leave, my ears caught what it sounded like someone approaching in the distance ''Damn it!'' I jumped inside the kitchen again and began looking for a suitable place to hide. Panic filled me and without hesitation I entered inside of what I assumed to be a storage cabinet. It was small and crowded with canned food, but it was big enough for me to fit in if I squeezed myself against the shelves.
A couple of seconds went by, and I stoped hearing the footsteps… everything became silent… suspiciously silent if you ask me.
Between the door's really narrow slit I saw how the whole place lighted up, making clear that someone had flickered the lights on ''Shit… someone is inside'' I shut my eyes tightly and tried to even up my breathing as much as possible so it wouldn't give me away. if whoever have entered needed something from this cabinet I was screwed ''What if is Mikey?'' my body trembled at the idea of seeing him again.
''Raphael'' a feminine voice sing sang ''what are you doing in the kitchen? Are you cooking? You leave me alone in the bed''
''I thought I had heard something… but it was a just a mice''
Raphael…When did I heard that name before? Wait! Could he be the 'Raph' who I heard yelling like an enraged beast the first time I spoke with Mikey? Holy…his voice sounds surprisingly normal when he is not angry... If I didn't know any better I would have thought he was just a normal person.
''What! There is a mice in here?'' This chick was literally in front of a gigant talking turtle, but she was more worried about a mice. Talking about priorities…
How can she act so relaxed around that thing? Perhaps she's the same as them? But Mikey told me there were no females on their species. Perhaps she's a different kind of monster then?
''Babydoll, you are in the sewers not in the fucking Hilton. You are lucky is only a mice and not something worst''
My face twisted in disgust ''A sewer he said…''
''Mmmhh I guess you are right… however, if I see any mice I'm going to scream''
''Don't think too much about it, I will kill it before you can even see it. Are you hungry or something?''
''Just a little, do you have any bread?''
''Yeah...I think is inside that tall cabinet over there''
My breath stopped ''what tall cabinet is he refering to? My cabinet…? Wait! There's no bread in here! Who keeps bread inside a cabinet anyway!'' I heard footsteps coming closer "FUCK!'' I prepared myself to be caught at any second until…
''Oh! Wait. Never mind, it's over here'' Raphael suddenlly said.
I pressed my chest hard ''OMG… I was about to have a heart attack…''
''Raph… Why are you smirking?''
''I just thought about something funny''
''Really? What it is?''
''It's a secret''
Jezz, stop flirting and just go away already…
The girl chuckled ''you weirdo… where do you keep the toaster?''
''Oh… Mmmhhh let me see, I'm almost sure that's inside the tall cabinet ''
''WHAT THE!'' I winced again ''No! There's only canned food in here!''
''Oh, forget it, is besides the microwave over there''
An awful realization hit me in that moment ''Oh my… Maybe he is doing it on purpose…Hold on… that can't be… can it?''
''I can see you don't spend too much time inside your own kitchen…''
''Actually no, Mikey is the only one who actually knows how to cook something edible''
''Oh, he's your youngest brother, isn't he?''
''Yeah, the youngest of the four''
The youngest huh? That would explain a lot his strange and childist behaviour.
''And where is he now?''
''He's practicing his katas in the dojo''
Shit… they even have a dojo in here? in the sewers?
''I thought you guys didn't have training on Sundays''
Oh God… did she just said today is Sunday? Then… that means I slept for an entire day… Wait! That also means that I have been here for a whole day…Shit!
''That's right, we don't, but Fearless punished him for skipping yesterday's session… apparently, he got a little distracted with a new toy''
''You brother is quite strict, isn't he? ''
''Tsk, Fearless thinks he can boss everyone around all the time. I don't know how Mikey and Donnie put up with all his shit… ''
''So, you are like the rebel in your team? I can't totally picture that''
''Babydoll, you haven't seen how bad I can be yet…'' the dirty implication dripping from his voice gave me goosebumps.
''Oh… I'm dying to see''
My mouth was hanging open ''when did this turned into a cheap porn movie's dialog?''
''Raph…wait … we can't do it in here, what if one of your brothers comes…Ah!''
''They can watch if they want then''
Oh Lord please… don't tell me they are gonna do what I think they are gonna do.
''Aww! Raphael!'' Yep, they were doing it.
I covered my face with my hands and let of a chocked ''Oh God'' That had to be some kind of poetical punishment.
''Oh God! Yes! Yes!" And indeed it was.
''Yeah… tell me how much you like it?'' I heard a slap after he said that.
''Oh! I love it, love it!'' gosh, if it wasn't because she yelled those kinds of things I would have believed she was being brutally torture or something.
''Yeah… you love that don't you? Fucking whore''
I tried my best to zoom out from this entire and completely uncalled for situation, but between all the hysterical sex screams, the crude sound of flesh bouncing against flesh and Raphael grunting and growling like a irate bull, the only thing I could do was pray for it to end quickly.
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A few more minutes of hardcore porn went by and I just continued waiting inside the tight storage cabinet with my bladder ready to explode at any second. The dim light that passed through the small door slit allowed me to read the nutrition label of an canned tomato sauce ''Mmmhhh 35 grams of carbohydrates…and I would have believed that a sauce made of tomatos would be much healthier'' I was immerse in my reading when a really loud 'THUMP' startled the hell out of me ''What the…" I didn't even have time to react when everything inside the small space began shaking around me, as if an earthquake had suddenly started.
''Yeah! Right there Awwww'' I realized they were now doing it against the cabinet I was hiding in.
''Baby, you feel amazing!'' They were only inches away from me, the only thing separating us being a really thin and fragile wall of fake wood. I wanted to cry.
They began bouncing, and everything in the small space begin shaking violently in response. I covered my head with my arms to avoid being hit with the cans that started falling from the shelves abode me. But I became afraid that they were going to cause the door to pray open, so I tried to contain as many as I could using my body.
''Awww that's it that's the spot''
''Ouch…Ouch'' cans after cans continued falling over my head, arms and back…and they hurted like hell!
The movement suddenly stopped, however I could still hear them fucking on the distance. They had just changed their location to another side of the kitchen.
I sighed in relieve. For a minute there I believe the wood would break and they would start fucking all over me or something. I was still in a predicament though, given that I was practically buried under thousands of heavy food cans and if I dared to moved a muscle they were all going to start plummeting to the floor and push the door open.
''That's it Raphael! Yes! Yes! Mmmmmhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhh''
My body wasn't strong enough to hold all that weight for much time.
''AWWWW AWWWW MMMHHHHHHHHHH''
Plus, I had received so many blows in my head that I was starting to feel dizzy.
''MMMMHHHH MHHHHHH OH YES! THAT'S THE SPOT!"
My legs started trembling ''Ugh… I can't handle all this weight any longer and… I really need to pee''
''YESSS! YESSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAAPH''
DAMN IT! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST SHUP THE HELL UP!
And as if someone had literally fulfilled my wish, I heard the girl giving one last scream…then she went completly silence.
Good, they finally fini-
''What the hell Leo! Did you got mad?!" My short moment of relieved was interrupted by Raphael's sudden yell.
''Her lewd noises were disturbing my meditation time" a voice as cold as steel answered "it was highly annoying"
Raphael let out a grutural growl in response. I could tell he was starting to get piss off "Asshole! You could have just told us to shut the fuck up! Was this really necessary?"
"Do you want to fight me for this Raph? You know the rules…"
What happened out there?
"More than annoying I found it to be highly antigenic. This is a kitchen Raph, we eat in here case you forgot" a new voice intervened.
That's the brother who likes redheads... what was his name again?
"I can't still believe what you did Leo! I really like this one. She was… lively''
''Pfff…"
''Donnie don't laught, Raph is clearly upset. But don't worry brother, I'm sure you will find a better one soon enough" despise Raphael's insurgent personality, it was obvious who really was on command in this group.
''Sorry, I thought he was just being ironic. It was good though" Oh right, Mikey called him Donnie.
''Tsk… frigging nerd'' surprinsingly, Raphael's mood suddenlly became calmer and there was even a litte bit of playfuness dripping from his voice "I bet you cannot wait to take her to your lab for your creepy little experiments''
''Nah…There is no fun if the person is already dead''
''Damn Leo! you at least should had let me finish firts''
Eh? He's kidding right? Right? They couldn't have possibly- OUGHH! My legs were about to give in. The weight of the multiple cans threatening to crush me, unless I dropped them.
''GUYS! WHAT DID YOU DO?'' to only make things worse, Mikey suddenly entered the scene yelling like an hysterical woman for some reason ''how could you guys!''
''Gosh Mikey… What are you whining about?''
''I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED HER GUYS!"
''Calm down dickhead… I think you are misunderstanding something''
''HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE SUCH A THING!"
''Fuck! Would you listen to me dickhead! That is not who you think it is IDIOT''
''Eh? What do you-" he paused for a moment and then let out a sheepish little laugh ''Oh damn…sorry for all the fuss guys… for a second there I thought this chick was Mika'' he snorted.
''She's not, she was the girl Raph brought home like fourth days ago''
''How can you even confuse them? They don't look anything alike…mine was way hotter''
''Tsk,you wish dude. But where is she then? she's nearby, I can smell her"
No more than two seconds later, a mountain of canned food stomped out form the storage cabinet like a wild stampede. The clatter of thousands of cans rumbled against the kitchen walls, some of them bulged and others exploded as soon as they collided with the floor, leaving streaks of disgusting mush all over the place.
Altough I was well aware of the fact that I have just made a dramatic entrance, I stayed there. inside the cabinet as if glue to the now almost empty shelves. But trying to made mimesis with the piece of furniture resulted to be completely ineffective considering I was just a couple of feet away from the four brothers I knew maybe just bit more than I would have liked to. If I believed Mikey was huge, it was because obviously I haven't met his brothers. They were taller, bigger and meaner looking than him.
My body froze under their stares and I didn't even have a chance to blink when I saw Mikey already in front of me. I gasped and jumped a little bit over my heels, making even more food cans roll outside. Gingerly, I lifted my head to look at the big face of relieve he had ''Oh babe! I thought I had lost you'' he exclaimed as he yanked my arm to pull me outside ''don't scare me like that again'' he began squishing me so hard against his plastron that I wasn't even able to breath.
I immediately squirmed out of his grasp ''LET ME G-'' my sentence was cut short when an really eye-catching combination of crimson red and pure white ceramic drove my attention to the floor. ''HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' my heart stopped, and a scream followed as my eyes landed on the expressionless face of a young woman.
''Babe… clam down!'' Everything started to sound as a distant echo in the background.
''HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' She was looking at the void with empty dark eyes. She, without a doubt, was the same girl I have just heard having the sex of her life just a couple of minutes ago. She has been so alive and vigorous… and now, she was sprawled on the floor surrounded by a pool of her own blood, naked and with her stomach cut open in the center. Almost automatically, I gave a couple of shaky steps towards her, I think Mikey tried to grab me on the way until his brother wearing purple stopped him for doing so, not waiting him to spoil the little show.
I wasn't even close to her when I felt over my knees and started sobbing like a little girl "Mia…" I whispered as stretched my hand trying to reach the corpse, but I was still too far away and didn't have the strength to stand up anymore "Mia…" I knew that girl wasn't her. I was well aware of that, but for a minute my brain shut down from the present, from that kitchen, and from those monster surrounding me ''Please wake up…Please…don't leave me alone''
''This girl is interesting…She's seems to be suffering from some kind of trauma… those are always fun to study''
''Hmp…She's is just coconuts… as Mikey's chicks usually are''
''She's just shocked because of what she saw… I think that's a perfectly normal human reaction''
''Alright that's enough guys!'' Mikey suddenly snapped at his brothers "Come on babe let me get you out of this place" he lifted me from the floor and squeezed me a little bit too tightly against his plastron "you guys better clean up all this mess before- EEK!'' he squealed "Ehmm dudes… Is just me or the temperature just suddenly got really warm… and wet?''
''HAHAHAHA Mikey! I think your girl have just pee herself and YOU HAHAHA''
''Pfff...''
''That just nasty…why everyone does keeps forgetting this is a kitchen. We kept our food in here!''
Well… at least I didn't need to use the bathroom anymore.
To be continued…