A/N: Inspired by a tumblr text post.
Japan hadn't been seen for over five weeks. Why? No one knew. Since many other nations couldn't be bothered to check up on the poor soul, Germany and Italy went over to Japan's house to see if he was alright.
"Ve~ Japannnn, open up!"
"JAPAN."
There was no response so Germany used his hard core German power to break the door. Maniacal laughter could be heard from Japan's room.
"Germany!" shrieked Italy, "What happened to Japan?!"
"I don't know, Italy," Germany said solemnly, "I don't know."
Germany opened the door. Japan was giggling and staring at a computer screen.
"Japan!"
Japan looked up. "Oh, hello Doitu-san, Italia-kun. What are you two doing here?"
"What are we- JAPAN HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE?!"
Japan pondered for a moment. "Hm.. A couple of hours..?"
"Five weeks!"
"Oh." Japan looked back to his computer screen and his eyes sparkled. Oh no.
"Japan?" Italy said worriedly, "..What were you doing in here this whole time?"
"I was just- I can explain why I am photoshopping straight men-"
"WHAT?!"
"I'M BISEXUALIZING THEM," Japan giggled.
Germany sighed. Sometimes he wondered how it all came to be like this.
The end.