Hungary was worried. She had invited Germany, Prussia, Switzerland and Liechtenstein over to have lunch but after lunch they disappeared. And Austria wasn't to be seen anywhere either. Hungary wondered if any sugoi yaoi was going on and Liechtenstein was taking pictures for her- No! She shouldn't think of such impure thoughts! Besides, she wasn't allowed to nosebleed anymore because then she would need many tissues and the more tissues she used, the more money Austria needed to spend. And it was pretty messy too.
Hungary checked almost every room until she heard chattering at one.
"Mr. Germany? Would you like some too?"
"Uhmm.. of course."
"Mr. Austria?"
"Actually, I don't re- oof! Don't hit me, you bastard!"
"ACCEPT IT OR I'LL SHOOT."
"STOP THREATENING M-"
"AWW THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALL BONDING! OH MY GOD I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE, THIS IS JUST ADORABLE! AHHHHH!" gushed Hungary as she slammed the door open with a manly kick. Our favourite Germanic boys squeaked in surprise. Switzerland seemed fairly okay with it, Austria ducked under the table and Germany...
Germany melted into a puddle of shame and embarrassment.
"OH MY GOD! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE DRESSES?! THEY ARE SO CUTE, OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
"We were having a tea party!" Liechtenstein chimed. "I was going to ask you to join too but Mr. Prussia told me-"
"Ehhe, you don't have to tell her everything-"
Hungary smiled and took out her frying pan.
"That's okay, Lilli, I'll take great care of Mr. Prussia. I'll make sure he invites me next time!"
The end.