By day, he is known as Germany.
But.
By night... he is Lord Doitsu.
The supreme leader of all things homo.
"Bow down to you lord and saviour," Lord Doitsu yelled. A load of dogs ran around the corner and attacked the anti-Doitsuist.
Lord Doitsu smiled. Punishing anti-Doitsuists just warmed his non-existent soul.
The end.