A/N: I MISSED JAPAN'S BIRTHDAY I FEEL SO BAD I DISRESPECTED THE KING OF YAOI HOW COULD I DO THIS-
In other news I didn't miss Spain's birthday so I don't feel quite as bad
Spain was in his tomato fields, frolicking around like whatever animal frolics around. When suddenly, Spain stepped on a tomato.
Meanwhile...
Romano gasped, he could feel a burning sensation in his heart.
"WHO THE FUCK STEPPED ON A TOMATO I WILL FUCKING KILL THEM!" Romano wheezed. He attempted to walk out the door but passed out before he could.
And that is the story of Romano's weird connection with tomatoes.
The end.