A/N: hehe it's chapter 69 on Valentine's day.
It was not a known fact that Russia, Canada and Iceland were friends. Because if it was, Norway would use his big-brother-powers and banish Russia off the face of the earth and bam, Russia would be just as non-existent as Canada.
Iceland, Russia and Canada decided to meet up on Valentine's day because they didn't want the other nations to embarrass them. They went ice skating. It was like watching a magical anime boy transformation, just much weirder.
"Aisurando!"
"Kanada!"
"Roshia!"
"Aisu Powazu! Unait!"
The weird trio closed their eyes and their bodies were suspended in the air.
And the transformation started.
A blinding light came from the sky and... nothing really happened. They looked exactly the same as before.
"That was really disappointing, eh?"
"Da, I was hoping to turn into something that would destroy Amerika.."
Iceland rolled his eyes like the teenager he was. "I don't really care... Both of you are kinda embarrassing.. I hope Norgay isn't right again-"
The three nations got kicked out of the ice rink. Because dammit, no one wanted to see that life scarring image.
They got hot chocolate and hung around near the ice rink and hissed at random people on the street.
It would have been a great day but considering what happened... I honestly don't know anymore.
The end.