A/N: Okay I got a request for France x Japan and this is the result.
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One day, Japan was reading something that wasn't very appropriate for younger readers when suddenly a wild France appeared!
"Japan~"
Japan did not look up. "Why are you in my house-"
"I want to ask you a question."
Sigh. "What?"
"Do you know what French gay porn is?"
"Excuse me."
"YaOUI!"
Japan stared blankly at France. "France-san, I think you should leave now. I do not appreciate your puns damaging the aesthetic of my home."
France patted Japan's shoulder, smiling reassuringly at him. "It's okay Japan, not everyone appreciates my fabulous sense of humour. Farewell, Japan."
And with that, France transformed into Magical Strike and used his magic to fly off into the sparkly Japanese skies.
The end.