Forty-Seven
The Battle
When we last left What Goes Down in the PC…
"why didn't' you invite us?!" Charizard bellowed. He was being watched by Raser very…very attentively.
"You're not a dragon type, Charizard. That's why," Zoroark snorted.
"Oh really?" Charizard held up his mega stone. It glowed intimidatingly.
Back to the present…
This battle is not for the faint of heart, but it is pretty awesome.
"AMIGASH! RUN, GUYS, RUN!" Zoroark screamed as Charizard mega evolved.
Mega Charizard X roared, shaking the entire room. It melted away into a flaming forest battlefield, just like before.
"A battle this epic is going to have EVERYBODY IN IT!" Reevee yelled. Using her Fanfic abilities, she summoned all the A/N characters:
Percy, Zelda, Spittle, Agumon, and of course, herself.
M-Charizard sent a blue flame blast at Serperior, but it was deflected by Riptide. The fire did, however, singe its wielder's hair a bit.
Reevee took out a four-foot-long Celestial Bronze Spear decorated as a pencil.
"What the heck?!"
"I had it upgraded!" she explained.
"Spittle! Truffle! Raser! Trip! Give the 'mons a better shooting point!"
The four dragons nodded and scooped up Lucario, Zoroark, Serperior, and Treeko. Swellow and Flygon took off with them, and the six fliers dive bombed Charizard several times with Energy Balls, Leaf Storms, Night Dazes, Aurora Spheres, Hyper Beams, and Giga Impacts.
On top of all that, the dragons themselves were firing.
Spittle's noxious breath made quick work of Charizard, getting him good and dizzy. On top of that, Trip's sweet scent distracted him while Truffle shot fire balls and Raser zipped by again and again, injuring him.
Shaymin sent repeated Seed Flares into his mouth, which wouldn't hurt him too bad but helped anyway. Frogadier and Buizel put out the fires on Percy and shot at Charizard with Hydro Pumps while Quilava took all the damaging Flamethrowers he could. His ability, Flash Fire, helped.
Rotom, meanwhile, was firing Electric Balls and laughing like the crazed maniac he was.
Finally, all it took was a well-placed slash of a CB Pencil for Charizard to de-evolve and fall to the ground.
Zelda snatched the Mega Stone via teleportation from his claws and threw it to Reevee. The author nodded to the princess in thanks.
Agumon knocked Percy out of the way just as the fire dragon crashed almost on top of him.
"…I love my job!" Reevee proclaimed.
That action ought to hold you over for now!
Percy: this'll grow back, right?
It's only a few hairs, Percy.
Zelda: where is thou dragon, Spittle?
NO NO NO DON'T ASK THA-
Spittle: (sits on Reevee like a bird)
(weak) rib…cage…collapsing…