One day, America was in the mood to piss everyone off. Even though that's exactly what he did on a daily basis without realizing it. America, what are you even doing with your life.
Nation No. 1: China
"Hey, China, hey, your children are hot as fuck, okay."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY PRECIOUS BABIES I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH VULGAR LANGUAGE AROUND MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DUMPLINGS YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY-"
America walked out the door.
Nation No. 2: England
"Hello mother dearest."
"WhAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT CALLING ME MOTHER. I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER YOU SODDING WANKER. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I TOP THE FUCK OUT OF FRA-"
America didn't want hear anymore after that.
Nation No. 3: Japan
"UWAHH JAPAANNNN I'M CRYINGGG, ERERI IS SO KAWAIIIII AND SOOOO CANON!"
Japan merely smiled murderously at America. "America-san, I suggest you should leave now if you don't want me to castrate you. Don't you know Eruri is where it's at? You little shit."
America sweat dropped. Maybe he shouldn't piss off Japan.
TO BE CONTINUED...?