One day, Canada was so sick of America's shit so hE GRABBED A FUCKING MOOSE FROM A CANADIAN FOREST AND USED IT TO INJURE AMERICA.
"EH, ALFRED! DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S RUDE TO INTERRUPT PEOPLE, EH?! AND STEALING MAPLE SYRUP IS FELONY. IT'S. NOT. NICE. TU RASIN PUTAIN!"
"Ow ow ow ow ow oW, hey, stop, do you know how long it takes to straighten my hair- sTOP-"
"I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON YOU SICK FUCK"
The end.