One day, Romano decided humans are terrible and he hated them all so he replaced everyone in the mafia with cats. Cats are great, don't look at Romano like that.
"Listen up, I won't repeat myself, today we're going to destroy Spain's ass!"
"Meow."
"NOT LIKE THAT! I MEAN- OH MY GOD-" Romano blushed, flailed wildly and ran out of the room in embarrassment.
The cats looked at each other and shrugged. They knew Spamano was canon anyway.
The end.