The adventures of Sealand the official country!1!1!one11!
"Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle," whispered anime Jesus from the sky.
Sealand gave the sky a thumbs up. Now, who should he tell about his newly formed country status? England? No way, that old man would never believe him. What about France, England's most hated (loved) rival? If it was in England's disfavour, then France must believe him. Yeah, this was a good idea.
Sealand used country magic to go over to wherever France was.
"Hi uNCLE FRANCE!" yelled Sealand.
"Mon dieu," said France in surprise as he dropped French cheese onto the floor.
"Sorry abOUT YOUR CHEESE BUT I'M A COUNTRY NOW!"
France look at the cheese in disdain. "Oh.. congratulations then.. my cheese.."
WILL FRANCE EVER GET HIS CHEESE BACK? IS SEALAND REALLY A COUNTRY? DOES ANIME JESUS REALLY EXIST OR IS HE JUST AN ILLUSION LIKE ALL LIVING THINGS OF THIS EARTH? WHY AM I SHOUTING? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
to be continued,,,,
A/N: Please don't kill me! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, IRL stuff happened.. I don't know if this will be updated as frequently as a few months before but I won't let this fic die! Especially since today's it's one year anniversary (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ one year of badly written crack, what else do you need in life? But seriously, I'm glad it made people smile even if it's the lamest thing ever written with bad attempts of humour (╭￣3￣)╭
sorry for the ramble!
Hope you are well and see you soon!