During a world meeting, while everyone was freaking out, Japan realized just how fucking cute he really was.
"If I am correct.. This could lead to a huge increase of yaoi manga sales... I am quite amazing. And cute," Japan said softly to himself, "So very cute.."
And so, the adventures of Japan's fucking cuteness and yaoi manga began.
Japan shipped a lot of countries. He even shipped a lot of them with himself (America and Prussia are pretty fucking hot). Hey, the more the merrier. Though, his OTP would have to be GerIta because there is no other ship that was gayer than them.
"Germany-san," said Japan, taking Germany's hand in his own, his cuteness on full power, "Please marry Italia-kun.. or at least make out. I need some action for my new manga."
Germany let out a manly squeak and blushed. Holy shit, did Japan always look like this?! And what did he say? Germany couldn't even remember because he was so overwhelmed by the cuteness.
"I- of course! Italy, since we're practically married, let me take you on a date!"
"Ta KE ME Doi T sU!" Italy said. It is up to the reader to decide what Italy means by that.
Japan smiled. Perfect. His new manga is going to be fan-fucking-tastic.
The end.
A/N: It's almost 3 AM and I don't even know
forgive me for I have sinned