Fifty-Five
Gardening for 'Mon
"Oui, Zoroark! Lucario!" Buizel shouted, waving a DNA kit in the air. "I've got tha DNA kit ya were lookin' for!"
Zoroark did a flip over him, snagging the kit on the way down. Note the phrase 'on the way down'.
"DOOF!" she yelped after unpurpously the floor.
"Why dew ya need that, anyway?" he asked as she got back up.
"We're going to see if we really ARE siblings," Zoroark narrowed her eyes as Lucario walked over to her.
Five minutes later…
"AWMIGASH WE'RE FUDGING RELATED!" Zoroark shrieked.
Lucario stared at the blood sample before passing out. Zoroark quickly joined him on the floor, even Frogadier joining the fainting party at the sight of blood.
"Shaymin, where are you wandering off to?" Quilava asked before the hedgehog waddled out the door.
"Oh, someone said there was an undead apocalypse or something in my garden."
"Oh, okay then—"
"PLANTS VERSUS ZOMBIES?!" Treeko shouted, jumping up from polishing his sword. "COUNT ME IN!"
He and Shaymin proceeded to defeat several of the undead beings. I'd say how, but then we'd need a higher rating.
"And boom goes the forth wall," Frogadier sighed at the author digressing again.
Don't you have a song to listen to?
"Your MP3 player has been looked over by me at least ten times now!"
SURPRISE MATH LESSON! I have 57 songs, and if Frogadier has listened to each one ten times—
"Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! Pick me!" Flygon shouted, waving his claws in the air.
Go ahead.
"Five hundred seventy!" he boasted, crossing his arms.
Well, SOMEONE has been stalking my algebra book!
"WILL YOU STOP DIGRESSING AND GET ONTO THE CHAPTER?!" Charizard roared.
The author rolled her eyes, but heeded the dragon's words and went on.
Twenty minutes later…
Treeko and Shaymin came back at last from their clearing of the garden, covered in unidentified green slime.
"OH! OH GROSS! K+ RATING, GUYS! K+!" Serperior gagged.
"FINE! I'll take a shower," Treeko growled.
The leaf lizard—"I'm a gecko…" a lizard IS a gecko you little—ANYWAY, he walked over to Frogadier and asked something.
The frog used Hydro Pump into the air, which Treeko proceeded to rinse down in. After Frogadier stopped, the others were staring (except for Zoroark and Lucario, who were still knocked out).
"What? This isn't how you shower normally?"
OH. SO GROSS. OH.
Percy: how in the name of heck did you get THAT past the censors…?
I'm awesome, Percy. It comes with being so.
Agumon: sure it does.
Quiet, you. You have never been over exposed to awesomeness radiation even close to my own.
Percy: I have a question for you.
Fire away.
Percy: …WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Everyone: RING DING DING DING DING DERING DERING, RING DING DING DING DING DERING DERING-
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