A/N: I'm alive! World twinkle was great! I'm! So! Pumped! For! The! Halloween! Special!
And the NetherPan episode is going to come out holy duck.
but anyway, sorry for inactivity, I don't have a life so this was due wayyyy back. Feel free to punch me!
Request for Italy taking drivers ed and badass!Japan (aka my main ho)
Italy was taking drivers ed.
The driving instructor looked warily at the Italian man, or more specifically his curl and has the strange urge to pull it. But his instincts told him that's a bad idea.
Italy started up the car and the car exploded.
The driving instructor screamed.
But.
Japan swoops in and SAVES THE DAY! BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING COOL, AM I RIGHT?! And also, if Italy died, Gerita would stop being canon and Germany would have to be with someone like France and that simply wouldn't do because France belongs with England
And, because Italy was his friend, of course.
Japan used his SUPER COOL NINJA SKILLS to save Italy and the driving instructor, who scampered away, probably scarred for life. He's probably frightened by all Italians now, bless.
Japan used his NARUTO RUNNING POWER to go to Germany's house and placed Italy in Germany's arms.
"Take care of your wife, Doitsu-san," said Japan.
Germany nodded, even if he was slightly confused.
"Make sure to fight the man who hurt your family, and take revenge for the death of your father," Japan added before he took out a pair of badass sunglasses. He put them on and walked away like a fucking boss.
"Thank you, Japan. You are a national treasure," said Germany.
Japan kept walking away while an explosion happened in the background.
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