Fifty-Six
Meatball war II
"Hey!" Swellow exclaimed, his head suddenly shooting up.
"What?" Serperior asked, taking her focus off the news report.
"We never had another meatball war!" He gasped.
"…you want to start a war?"
"Heck yea."
Five minutes of epic battle preparation later…
Swellow and Serperior were now sniping the others with high-tech, super stalky stalker guns with super stalker technology.
"You randomly made that up, didn't you?"
Shush, Percy, I'm trying to narrate.
Flygon and Charizard were having a Minecraft legend with Treeko, the trio of techs gathered around Treeko's diamond laptop.
"How long have you had—"Flygon started before being shot in the face with a meatball…again.
Everyone looked up from what they were doing.
"…THIS IS WAR!" Flygon roared at the top of his dragon lungs. He pulled out a meatball machine gun and shot everyone in range, hitting the diamond laptop, Lucario's stick, Shaymin's gradia flower, and a Wii remote being held by Zoroark.
In rage, Zoroark drove out in a meatball army tank. Lucario and Shaymin followed her in their own ("MY GRADIA FLOWER MUST BE AVENGED!" Shaymin had said) while Flygon, Charizard, and Swellow started dropping meatball bombs.
Frogadier, once again, started working on the atomic meat bomb.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Treeko screeched, fending off Quilava and Serperior.
"JOIN THE RED TEAM OR DIE!" Serperior shouted back, launching a meatball cannonball at him and effectively burying him in meat.
On another section of battlefield, Lucario was holding Zoroark in his arms—the latter of which was covered in pasta sauce.
"No…I won't lose you again!" Lucario sobbed, shaking her.
"G-goodbye, brother," Zoroark whispered.
Zoroark fainted!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lucario screamed in agony, taking up his stick and fighting the one who had done it, Flygon.
And Disoriented World hath no fury like that of an enraged Lucario.
Meanwhile, in the narrating platform…
"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!" Reevee21 freaked. "THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Percy shouted back.
"FROGADIER FIGURED OUT THE ATOMIC MEAT BOMB!" Agumon yelped.
"…guys, I love you all," the author sobbed, hugging them both, "this is the best death I could think of. To What Goes Down in the PC."
"TO WGDitPC!" Percy exclaimed.
"TO WHAT HE SAID!" Agumon added.
"Where's Zelda?" the author asked.
"Shhh! I'm making a phone call!" Zelda hushed.
"How did she dial the phone…?"
"So," the Hyrule princess continued on the phone to an unknown being, "I have this little problem over at the Pokémon section, would you be able to fix it for me? …great! I owe you!"
"Who was that…?" Reevee21 trailed.
Zelda just flashed a witty smile before switching the view to the box.
Back in the box…
"Once I detonate this," Frogadier cackled, "the war will be over at last!"
The only fighters left were Lucario, Quilava, Swellow, and Serperior. The others had either been drowned in pasta sauce, buried in meat, or shot down with meatballs.
Suddenly, two rainbow-flashing orbs appeared in the sky above them. They had two black stripes, one horizontal and one vertical, in the lower left corner.
"Are those Smash—"
"HRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Two characters jumped down into the box from the sky.
The first was about eighteen or so, wearing a green tunic and brown boots. A sword far beyond the power of a diamond sword hung in his belt, an elaborately-decorated shield was strapped to his back, and a green cap was billowing behind him.
The second was much younger with the animation of a cartoon, with wide, cat-like eyes and a similar outfit to the other.
The two slashed the glowing orbs, then began to glow themselves—complete with flashing, gold eyes.
"…oh dear."
They both pressed the B button (?) at once, causing Lucario, Frogadier, Serperior, and Swellow to be trapped in between two odd triangle symbols; Lucario and Frogadier in one, Serperior and Swellow in the other.
The two game characters each picked a triangle and preformed a series of extreme sword moves, finishing with a huge slash that knocked the four into the wall.
They landed in front of Quilava and nodded.
"…thanks, Links," he broke into a smile.
THANK YOU, ZELDA!
Zelda: You're welcome.
Toon Link: Hya?
Yes. Thank you too, Link and Toon Link.
Link: (bushes)
Percy: Great, now we have a messed-up box! There's got to be five tons of meat in there!
Agumon: Who can fix it?
OCS CAN!
Everyone (except the Links, for obvious reasons): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
You heard me right, for a limited time, I'll accept a few OCs! Key words 'a few'. I'll accept up to two OCs from a single author, preferably submitted in a PM. I've got a forum to use for information below!
Agumon: … (Sniff) she's asking for her first OCs…I'm going to cry…
OC Forum
Pokémon: The Pokémon will go by its name for memory reasons. No legendaries or Pokémon already in the box, please!
Gender: Depending on species, can be male, female, or none.
Learn set (for reference): Four moves the Pokémon is capable of learning through any method that are official moves.
Ability (for reference): An ability of the species' kind—hidden or other.
Personality: Likes, dislikes, attitude, accent, and the list goes on.
Other: Shiny? Shadow? Relatives, maybe a bit of backstory?
EXAMPLE:
Zoroark
Female
Flamethrower, Extrasensory, Night Daze, Foul Play
Illusion
Crazy, teenaged
Related to Lucario, BFF of Serperior