One day, the author of this story decided to visit her children (let's call her Author-chan).
Author-chan first visited her main bitch; Japan.
"Stay hot forever, okay, my cute and precious bby?" said Author-chan to Japan.
Japan was confused but then realised that this 'Author-chan person was just another human nerd. "Of course," he replied and patted her on the head and she silently screeched as tears came gushing out of her eyes. Japan looked at her sympathetically and passed her a tissue.
"And.. I ship you with everyone so make out with them sometime, okay?" Author-chan sniffed and ran away.
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Author-chan then went to visit Iceland.
"FUCKING EMO PIECE OF SHIT," shouted Author-chan at Iceland.
Iceland took no notice because he already knows he's an emo piece of shit.
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Author-chan went to America and slapped him. With affection.
"why" said Author-chan, not capitalising the word or adding a comma because she was distraught. "why are you so dkfkgmfndndjjfkfkfkf"
America shrugged but appreciated her loving slap.
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"ily" said Author-chan to Romano.
Romano told her to fuck off. But Author-chan knew he meant it lovingly.
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"I love you all, my sweet little angels," said Author-chan. She then went to a different fandom and told them she loved them the most. Author-chan is a cheater; a 'fandom whore', who should not be trusted.
A/N: I doubt many people will see this but im sorry I disappeared for ages ! SWEATS ive lost a lot of interest for hetalia fandom tbh- I haven't watched the stage play or any of the extra episodes oops- iSTILL LOV TJEM THOUHG- aaah life is stressful.
SRY IM RAMBLING AGAIN
ill be back.