Fifty-Seven
Diggy Dig Meatloaf
Kirlia was deposited in the PC
Fennekin was deposited in the PC
Absol was deposited in the PC
"What the heck happened here…?" the Kirlia trailed. The Kirlia in question was shiny, with blue hair and orange horns.
"Um...oven explosion?" Fennekin shrugged.
Absol stood where he was and made a questioning grunt.
The PC box's floor, still fresh from the war, was covered in a 5-foot deep meat hodgepodge.
"Hey! Newcomers!" someone behind them yelled.
The three whipped around to face Quilava, standing about three feet away. Swellow, Serperior, Lucario, and Frogadier were still in the wall after the double Triforce slash (six-force? I don't know).
"What happened?" Fennekin asked.
"Meatball war," he replied grimly, "I can't find the others in this mess. Last time I dressed up as a banana to clear it, but I think there's too much…"
"…he's crazy," Absol whispered to Kirlia. Kirlia hummed in agreement, looking over the sauce-slathered stranger.
"So…how do we get rid of it?" Fennekin asked.
"We could invite over some Gulpin," Kirlia suggested.
"They would eat us, too!" Quilava sighed, shaking his head.
"We could divide by zero," she added, holding up a calculator.
"That would create a black hole," Absol stated.
"We could slash it all away with my keyblade," she resorted, holding up a pitch black keyblade with ivy white ribbon wrapped around the handle.
"That's cool!" Fennekin whistled.
"But it won't work, either," Quilava pondered.
Kirlia threw the keyblade into a randomly spawned portal.
In a different section of universe…
"Things sure have been quiet ever since—"
CLANG!
A keyblade dropped out of the sky, efficiently knocking Sora out.
"SORA!" Donald yelled.
"I'm okay…" he muttered.
Back to the PC box we go!
"…one last idea," Kirlia chuckled darkly, holding up eight shovels.
Everyone was quiet for a moment until Kirlia explained the plan.
"Let's do it," Quilava decided, clearing his throat. "I am a 'mon…"
Meanwhile, under the meat…
Treeko, Zoroark, Flygon, Charizard, Shaymin, and Buizel were circled in a cavern made of meat. The six had woken up eventually and, deciding the war was over from lack of noise, dug out a cave to use.
"Do you hear something?" Charizard asked.
I am a 'Mon and I'm digging meatloaf
Diggy dig meatloaf, diggy dig meatloaf
I am a 'Mon and I'm digging meatloaf
Diggy dig meatloaf, digging meatloaf
"Sounds like 'Diggy Diggy Hole'," Treeko noted, "it's this song I heard once."
They were quiet as the whispering got steadily louder:
Born in mixing bowl, suckled from a teat of meat
Raised in the oven, the source of our blistering heat
Skin made of sauce, onion in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on brothers, sing with me!
I am a 'Mon and I'm digging meatloaf
Diggy dig meatloaf, diggy dig meatloaf
I am a 'Mon and I'm digging meatloaf
Diggy dig meatloaf, digging meatloaf
"Look! Sunlight!" Serperior exclaimed, pointing to the hole above them growing steadily larger as iron shovels lifted off the meatloaf.
Suddenly, Quilava, Lucario, Swellow, Frogadier, and an Absol not known to them started shoveling a staircase of meatloaf. The song continued, a Fennekin joining in and (eventually) a (very much reluctant) Kirlia.
I am a 'Mon and I'm digging meatloaf
Diggy dig meatloaf, diggy dig meatloaf
I am a 'Mon and I'm digging meatloaf
Diggy dig meatloaf, digging meatloaf!
"Hey, newcomers!" Flygon noted after they all left the pit. All the rest of the meat had been shoveled into box 1 for Pidove to finish, leaving a very sparkly box behind.
"Fennekin's the name, playin' dirty's my game," the Fennekin flashed a smile.
"From one dark fox to another, bro," Zoroark laughed, fist pumping the fire fox.
"…Kirlia," the shiny Pokémon stated.
"I am Absol," the Absol introduced.
"Welcome to the box," Flygon introduced grandly, "population: us!"
Diggy Diggy Hole is owned by Yogscast members. DIGGY DIG MEATLOAF, DIGGING MEATLOAF!
Percy: (eating meatloaf) want some?
(Bites meatloaf) Mph, Thanks to Rozehrules for Fennekin, LovingTogetic for Kirlia, and Nighttyger for Absol! I think I'll stay open to OC submissions for ONE MORE CHAPTER, okay? The forums' on the previous chapter!
Agumon: Did you ever pay the Links for ending the war?
Oh, I'm doing something for them.
Zelda: what could you be doing for the Hero of Time and Hero of Winds?
…paying off the debt for breaking pots.
Everyone: ooooooooooooooooh.
SO! Review, follow or favorite for a good-sized hunk o' meatloaf, send in an OC if you can, love your Eevee and I'll see you next chapter! Bye!