Hong Kong and Canada stared at each other for quite a while.
"We have the same birthday, eh?" Canada chuckled darkly. Hong Kong nodded and narrowed his eyes.
"There can only be one, you know," said Hong Kong, "We're going to have to fight to the death.."
Canada laughed, "May the best man win."
They both took out their weapons of choice. This battle would be difficult as both Canada and Hong Kong were extremely skilled warriors. There was a loud bang on the door. "Both of you! You don't have to do this! Please... there's got to be another way!" The voice was desperate, on the verge of tears but the two nations took no notice of it.
They both whipped out their Nintendos, the sound of the game filled the room.
Pokemon.
This was the only way.
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"I challenge you, Canada!"
The battle was indeed extremely hard. Blood, sweat and tears were shed. But then, the screen of their weapons blacked out.
"I don't have any charge..."
"Fuck... same."
"Next year?"
"Next year."
A/N: hi its me, the one you've probably forgotten about oops
I was reading the reviews (aLL OF THEM) and im happy i made other people laugh even though this fic is utter garbage ;w; thank you for reading!
updates are still sporadic, unfortunately. i hope to see you all soon.