Sixty
Animals are Crossing, part 1
"Fifty-Nine, going on sixty," Flygon whistled, looking up at the chapter.
"Huh! I didn't know we would last that long!" Charizard snorted.
"Why? Everyone's craziness?" Fennekin asked, drinking coffee.
"Nope, our author's intentions."
"Where IS the author?" Quilava asked, looking around.
Meanwhile, on the narrating platform…
"ZELDA, WHY DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAK SO MANY POTS?!"
"My what?!" the princess yelled back at the author in confusion as she walked in.
The narrating platform was an office-break room-designed area above the PC with a wooden table in the middle and several chairs. A desk at one end of the room had Reevee21's laptop and a cushioned chair. Percy, Agumon, and Zelda were waiting around for the A/N.
"Just look at these!" Reevee moaned. "Apparently I'm paying for ALL the Link's pot-breaking bills, Property destruction bills, restraint order bills, bills over the other bills being treated better, AND I HAVE NO RUPEES AFTER THE BEAM SWORD INCIDENT IN 'A SMASHER'S WORLD'!"
Percy spat out his drink at the sight of the costs. "We might need to cancel!" he shouted, alarmed.
"No! Never! The shenanigans must go on!" Agumon declared.
Percy shoved Toon Link's restraint order in his snout.
"…then again…how about a dare show?" he laughed nervously.
"No," the author deadpanned. "But we got to find a way to cover the costs!"
A few minutes of quiet passed.
Suddenly, a light bulb went off above Reevee's head.
Back in the PC box…
"Yea! Gaming time!" Zoroark hooted.
"I WILL defeat you as Sonic, just wait and see!" Serperior hissed, holding the Wii remote with her tail.
"I can't wait to see this!" Chestnaught exclaimed, holding a remote…upside down.
Zoroark flipped it right side up and turned on the Wii.
"HEY YO BRAHS I NEED YA!"
Reevee kicked open the door and strolled in casually.
"…my foot hurts so bad right now—"
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Kirlia shouted, holding her keyblade at the author's neck.
"Who-ho-ho-hoa, chill, Kirlia," Buizel asked, pressing the blade down. "T's jaust Reevee."
Kirlia threw her blade back into the magic, random portal.
Elsewhere…
"I'm telling you, a keyblade fell out of the sky and hit me!"
"Sure it did, Sora, sure it—"
CLANG!
Riku turned around to see Sora with a keyblade on top of him, knocked out.
"…okay, I believe you."
Back in the PC! Quickly! Before Sora comes after me!
"—and so I need you to help me pay them off," Reevee finished.
"Okay," Quilava shrugged, "I guess we do need to earn our keep."
"How are we going to obtain that amount of Rupees?" Lucario asked.
Suddenly, jingling noises were heard in the corner.
Everyone turned to see that Rotom had a necklace of small, golden bells around his top spike as Flygon glared at him.
"You dumped coffee…ALL OVER…THE COMICS SECTION," he growled. "Wear that so I can keep an eye on you!"
"Where did you get all those bells?" Shaymin asked, lifting Rotom's collar experimentally.
"Animal Crossing, why?"
"EUREKA!" the author exclaimed. "I could send us all to an Animal Crossing town so we could collect bells and transfer them to Rupees to pay off ma dept!"
"Well okay then!" Serperior shrieked. "Wait…don't you need to catch bugs in Animal Crossing…?"
Reevee21 was already charging up her pencil and didn't hear her. A ball of light started forming at the tip, which she then shot into the air.
It exploded, teleporting the author, the Pokémon, Percy, Zelda, and Agumon to Animal Crossing.
To be continued…
Percy: Ooo, a two-part chapter!
Yea, maybe even three. I'll need to wait and see.
Thanks for reading, everyone! Be sure to leave a review on your way out (Pit is still possible for our A/Ns, just saying!), follow or favorite if you haven't before our SIXTY CHAPTERS. For real, if you haven't, I question you're choice making skills. And-
Zelda: OH WAIT WAIT BEFORE YOU DO THE LAST PART! (Holds up Eevee) Okay, I'm ready.
…be sure to hug you're Eevee!
Zelda: (snuggles Eevee) awwww…it's so fluffy! Mfmfmf!
Eevee: (stares awkwardly)
Agumon: MY TURN! (Steals Eevee from Zelda) (Hugs)
Zelda: Hey! Give it back! (Starts tug-of-war over Eevee)
People, please! Didn't you know I'm part Eevee? …OH DEAR GOSH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.
Zelda and Agumon: (dogpiles Reevee) YOU'RE SO FLUFFFY…
AUUUUUUUUU-
Percy: (picks up Eevee) Yea…they're going to be like that for a while. Let's just hope the reviewers have mercy.
