Sixty-Three
Ice Bucket Mayhem

"Did Rose do the ice bucket challenge yet?" Zoroark asked.

All the Pokémon were gathered around Charizard's PC, waiting for Rosehrulez to do the ice bucket challenge.

"Yea!" he roared. "And she nominates…Fennekin!"

"Oh, that's nice—WAIT, WHAT?!" Fennekin shouted.

"Oh, Fennekin needs an ice bucket?" Luxio asked, about to dump a bucket of his own over his head. "Well then!"

"Nonononono—WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NOO! NOOOO—"Fennekin shrieked as Quilava and Charizard shoved her towards it.

DUNDUNDUNDUNdundundundun...DUN DUN DUN, DAA DUN DUN DUN!

The screen faded to black and a Pokémon battle screen took its place, Fennekin on the trainer's side, the ice bucket on the opponent's.

Wild ice bucket appeared!

Go, Fennekin!

"IT'S ALIVE!" Rotom cackled.

The wild ice bucket used ICY WATER!

"AOOOOOOW! OW! OW! WATER! IT BURNS! OW!" Fennekin yelped, jumping in wet circles.

It's super effective!

Her HP dropped to 5.

Wild Fennekin used NOMINATE!

"FROGADIER, GET YO AMPHIBIAN BUTT OVER HERE!" she shouted.

Return, Fennekin!

Go, Frogadier!

"YEA! Wait, what?" he asked, taking off his headphones.

Wild ice bucket used ICY WATER!

"…I'M PART WATER TYPE!"

It's not very effective…

Frogadier's HP dropped a third.

"OH COME ON!" Fennekin shouted, wrapped in a towel.

Frogadier used Nominate!

"Flygon!" he shouted. "I nominate you!"

Return, Frogadier!

Go, Flygon!

"Oh dear," the dragon muttered as the ice bucket loomed over him.

Wild ice bucket used ICY WATER!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—gasp—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" he screamed.

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! A ONE-HIT K.O!

Flygon's HP bar exploded as he laid on the floor, soaking wet.

"Whoops…I forgot that he's part dragon, part ground…" Frogadier laughed nervously.

"I SAY," Charizard roared with a bubble pipe in his snout, "that would cause a times four weakness! He's been practically OBLITERATED!"

Flygon's HP bar returned as he slowly and shakily rose, growling, "I'm…not…fainted…YET…"

"HOLY MILTANK!" Zoroark gasped. "HE'S ALIVE!"

F-Flygon used NOMINATE!

"T-The new…guy…on…the…narrate…p-platform…"

Meanwhile, on the narrating platform…

Zelda, Percy, Agumon, and the author were staring wide-eyed at the laptop.

"…how is he alive?" Percy whispered.

"I don't—"

"How is he alive?"

"I don't—"

"HOW IS HE ALIVE?!"

"I DON'T KNOW!" Zelda wailed. "AND WHAT NEW GUY!"

BAM!

The door was kicked down and the entire group flipped around to face a certain brunette standing on it.

"I made it!" he announced. "Sorry about the door, though…"

"No problem," the author waved a dismissive hand. "Hey, would you mind stopping by the PC box? There's an ice bucket challenge for you."

"Okay!" he answered, smiling. "…what's an ice bucket challenge?"

Back in the PC!

"…is he coming?" Chestnaught asked about a minute after Flygon had nominated the 'new guy'.

Flygon himself was still laying limply on the ground in front of the ice bucket. The bucket was smiling (?) menacingly, water sloshing for another attack.

The wild ice bucket used ICY—

FLYGON, RETURN!

Flygon was suddenly shoved aside.

Go, Pit!

"WHAT?!" all the Pokémon (except Flygon) screamed.

"THE PIT?!" Serperior shrieked.

Who now stood in the place of Flygon, prepared for an Icy Water attack, was a young boy—maybe around thirteen? He wore a white tunic with two shoulder ruby pins, as well as a golden laurel wreath around his head. Two white, feathery wings were on his back and a golden bow was in his hand.

Pit used BUCKET KICK!

The angel promptly kicked the looming bucket, sending it soaring into the wall.

It's super effective!

The bucket's HP dropped to half.

The wild bucket used ICY WATER!

It, once again, emptied its contents onto Pit, whom shot his fists into the air and yelled "COW, THAT'S COLD!"

His HP dropped a forth.

Pit used LIGHT ARROW!

While the bucket was distracted dousing him, he charged a light arrow and shot it straight into its bin.

It pierced right through, knocking it so high it broke the floor of the narrating platform. The narrators stared at it for a bit before Agumon finally proclaimed, "I think he's doing good!"

The bucket's HP dropped completely.

The wild bucket fainted!

Pit gained 1,100 experience!

"I nominate Quilava! Okay see you guys!" he waved to the still-gaping Pokémon, using his Wings of Icarus to fly back up to the narrating platform.

"…dudes…what just happened?" Quilava blinked.

"You…y-you just got nominated…BY AN ANGEL…" Serperior shrieked, smiling.

"Fine. Pour it."

Luxio poured an ice bucket over Quilava's head.

"AUUUUUUUUUUGH THE WAAAAATTTTEEEERRRR! I NOMINATE THE WIIIIIIII!" He screamed.

"Is that allowed?" Zoroark asked.

"…yep," Charizard blinked.

"OKAY THEN!" Luxio shouted, dumping a bucket over the Wii.

It frizzed out, sparks flying everywhere.

"Awwwwww…" everyone moaned as Quilava and Flygon continued moaning in pain.

LONGEST CHAPTER EVER IS LONG AND EPIC!
Percy: No, E-Pit!
Zelda: Nice one!
Percy: Thank you.
Pit: Hey guys! I'm back!
Thanks for kicking the bucket's everything, Pit.
Pit: No problem.
Agumon: (On Pit's back) you are as fluffy…as fluffy as Reevee…
Pit: (stares awkwardly)
Agumon: OH MY GOSH! INSPIRATION! (Jumps Reevee, dragging Pit with him to the floor) FLUUUUUFFFFYYYYY…
Pit and Author: (stare awkwardly)