Sixty-Five
Bacon and eggs: The Opera
Reevee21 presents…
A Floofiness production—
"WHO PUT THAT SUBTITLE THERE?!"
"BUT YOU AND PIT ARE SO FLOOFY TOGETHER!" Agumon argued.
"FINE, fine, let's try this again…*deep intake of breath*,"
Reevee21 presents…
A Floofiness production…
Bacon and Eggs: WGDitPC version
The Totus Tuus skit we all know and love…now just crazier and in opera.
The narrating platform—old and new, majority of the Pokémon, and a few of the side characters of WGDitPC were all seated in an auditorium. The stage's curtains open to reveal a bedroom scene, Frogadier (playing the role of the son in pajamas) and Serperior (dressed in a normal shirt and apron as the Mom) on stage.
"Good morning, my beautiful son!" Serperior sang.
"Good morning, mother!" Frogadier exclaimed, jumping out of bed and accidentally doing the splits on a desk. "Ow…"
He dismounted as Fennekin (in a maid's uniform) (and highly disapproving of it) rolled out a tray on wheels with a plate of bacon and eggs. She quickly fled the scene—err, stage.
"I have made a delicious, nutritious breakfast of BACON AND EEEEEEGGGS!" Serperior exclaimed.
"They look DELICIOUS!" Frogadier sang back.
Frogadier ate the meal with a random fork before starting to choke and falling to the floor.
"My son! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Serperior wailed.
Fennekin laughed evilly off stage.
"Please wake up, my beloved son!" Serperior begged. "…I know! I shall call 911!"
Serperior pulled up her phone and dialed it.
A bit of wait music later, Treeko and Shaymin both sang, "This is 911, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGEN-CYYYYYYY?!" Harmoniously into it.
"My beautiful son is dying on the floor!" Serperior sighed, tail tip to her forehead.
"We shall be right thereeeee!" Shaymin sang while Treeko shouted "CUE EMERGENCY VEHICLE!"
"WEEEDOOOOWEEEDOOOWEEEDOOOWEEEDOOOWEEEEDOOOWEEEDOOOWEEEEEEDOOOOO!" Zelda shrieked while driving an ambulance through the wall.
Treeko and Shaymin (dressed as paramedics) jumped out just as it crashed into the opposite wall. Ness went running back across the stage with a hubcap after him.
"Frogadier looks really unconscious," Reevee21 noted, holding up opera glasses to her face. "Maybe I shouldn't have had Fennekin play as the maid…"
"You're beautiful SOOON!" Shaymin wailed, skidding on her non-existent knees to Frogadier's body.
"My beautiful SOOON!" the angst Serperior wailed back.
"MY BEAUTIFUL SON!" Treeko cried.
"WHAT?!" Shaymin shouted.
"Son, is there something you're not telling me?!" Serperior glared.
"UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST!" Chestnaught gasped, dropping the pair of opera glasses he had snatched from Reevee21 onto Zoroark's head.
"Ow."
"UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST!" Luxio repeated. "What's this called again?"
"Bacon and eggs."
"UNEXPECTED BACON AND EGGS PLOT TWIST!"
"No matter! WE MUST REVIVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SON!" Treeko, sweat dropping in embarrassment, said quickly.
"Did you bring the equipment?!" Shaymin asked.
Treeko held up two Pichu and nodded.
"Pichu?!" Fennekin exclaimed from back stage as she pried Zelda out of the wall.
"Hi, Fennekin!" one of the Pichu waved.
"LET US USE THE EQUIPMENT!" Treeko proclaimed, rubbing the two Pichu together.
"CLEEEEEEAAAAAR!" All three conscious Pokémon sang, Treeko slamming the two sparking Pichu onto Frogadier.
Frogadier spluttered awake and yelled, "That really huuuuurrrt!"
"I know, right?!" Treeko asked.
"My beautiful SOOOOON!" Serperior sang, constricting Frogadier as the curtains closed and all the Pokémon, narrators, and side characters (except Fennekin, who was sulking in the corner) stood up and clapped.
Reevee21: BACKSTORY!
So, at Totus Tuus, the counselors put on a skit related to this in which you can request styles for; Star Wars, Hunger Games, Opera (wink) and on an occasion one of the 'paramedic's tongue slipped and created this awkward pause before the 'mother' asked, "Is there something you're not telling me, son?"
That, and I actually had another section before this on the skit 'Hot Kool-Aid', but my laptop went against me and had a problem, completely erasing the file. So I rage quit and did this later.
Zelda: Auuugh…my everything hurts…
Percy: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DRIVING, ZELDA!
Agumon: (bear hugging Pit and Reevee21 again) FLOOFYNESS!
Pit: (squished right up next to Reevee21) this is so awkward I don't know where to start…
Reevee21: Be sure to review, follow or favorite for a FREE Bacon strip-
Fennekin: (Snatches) DON'T. THESE ARE FOR FROGADIERS ONLY.
Reevee21: A, how did you get in here, B, I've lost trust in you.
Fennekin: (Jumps back through hole in platform)
Reevee21: …Be sure to hug your Eevee!
Pit: NONODON'T-
Agumon: (squeezes tighter)
Pit and Author: (Shoved up face to face)
Reevee21: …we shalt' speak of this.
Pit: No we shall not.
Like the new style? I CAN READ IT NOW!