IMMA BACK, EVERYBODY! CANCEL THE FUNERAL!
Sixty-six
Road Trip!
"Zelda, I don't think you should be driving."
"I'm the only one here capable of driving—"
"ZELDA, YOU ARE NOT CAPAPBLE OF DRIVING," Percy growled after she took a sharp turn and crushed a Koopa Shell on the road. "GIVE ME THE WHEEL."
"NO!" Zelda shouted back.
"Give it—"
"No!"
"GIVE IT!"
"NEVER!"
"Ugh," Reevee21 groaned, rolling her eyes behind the laptop screen. "Can any of the co-hosts drive?"
Pit, who was sitting in the seat next to her, raised his hand.
"Wait, you can?"
"Yea! I mean, I've driven a few utility vehicles in Uprising…"
"I don't trust anyone in this car while Zelda's at the wheel," Absol growled, on Reevee21's other side.
"How did we all fit in here?" Quilava asked suddenly.
"Well, if you're wondering, Lucario and Zoroark are tied onto the roof—"
"WHAT?!"
Meanwhile, on the roof of the van…
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGH!" Zoroark screamed, holding onto Lucario for dear life.
"My life just flashed before my eyes," Lucario spoke in an almost whisper. "…I did not watch enough My Little Pony."
"YOU BRONY, WE COULD DIE! WHO PUT US UP TO THIS!?" Zoroark yelled.
"I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS A DARE FROM THE AUTHOR!" Lucario yelled back.
In the van…
After a heated argument, Percy was now driving. Zelda sat grudgingly in the shotgun seat.
"I can't believe you strapped two of your own characters to the roof," Quilava moaned, face pawing.
"Who said only two were up there?" Reevee21 asked mischievously.
"OH ARCEUS WHAT DID YOU DO."
Back on the top…
Serperior had coiled around both Lucario and Zoroark, looking green…and I don't mean her scales.
IN DA CAR.
"YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS, REEV, YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!" Quilava shouted, outraged.
"Relax! We bought insurance, right?!" she defended.
"Are we there yet?" Luxio asked.
"No," Percy stated, eyes on the road.
"…how about now?" he asked again
"No," Percy answered again, an eyelid twitching.
"How about—"
"JUST…be quiet, Luxio," Percy hissed.
"man, there's a lot of spit flying in the driver's seat," Flygon whistled, taking off his red eye lenses to wipe off saliva.
"…what?" the ground type asked to everyone's odd looks. "Whaaat? It's a Flygon thing!"
"Where were we going again?" Swellow chirped from…in a suit case (Quilava sent Reevee21 a pointed glare for that).
"On a road trip," Agumon answered.
"Why?" Swellow asked.
"You guys need some time out of the box to be wild! Be free! Get away from the internet!" Reevee21 answered merrily, slapping Charizard's laptop out of his claws.
Charizard, half asleep without coffee, just kept typing on air.
One hour later…
Fennekin was sitting next to Frogadier, eye twitching; she could her his HEADPHONES as clear as a speaker!
"Will you turn that down?!" she barked at last.
Frogadier didn't notice.
"TURN THOSE DOWN!" she yelled again.
"WHAT?!" Frogadier yelled back, startling everyone in the car.
"TURN…DOWN…THE MUSIC!" Fennekin shouted.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SPEAK UP!" Frogadier yelled again, this time causing half the Pokémon to cover their ears.
Fennekin, irritated, snatched the headphones from him and threw them out the window.
"Awww…" Frogadier whimpered.
"MY HEADPHONES!" Reevee21 exclaimed as the headset was crushed by a vehicle.
"You MONSTER…" Frogadier growled, glaring at Fennekin.
Fennekin was texting on a random phone she found, not noticing.
"hey! Where's my laptop?!" Charizard exclaimed, finally awake.
"I threw it out about an hour ago," the author answered.
Charizard gaped for a moment before he went limp, asleep again.
Kirlia, with Charizard leaning on her, muttered something dark under her breath before taking out her keyblade and swatting him away.
Meanwhile, in Kingdom Hearts…
Sora was making a sandwich in a random kitchen when the all-to-familiar sound of rushing air played behind him.
He ducked moments before Kirlia's keyblade crashed into the cabinets above him.
"YEA! WHOO! TAKE THAT, RANDOM KEYBLADE!" he yelled, fist pumping…
…before the keyblade fell out of the cabinet, right onto his head.
"Wow…do you owe that keyblade money or something?" Kairi asked, walking in.
Back at the van…
"Look, a gas station," Shaymin noted.
"Oh, GOOD," Percy sighed, pulling over.
As Frogadier opened the door, Zoroark fell of the roof—eyes wide. "I…I'm alive," she laughed. "WE'RE ALIVE!"
Lucario jumped to the ground and dusted off his fur. Serperior slithered away to find a trash can, still green with motion sickness.
"We are NOT doing that again," Quilava growled.
"FINE, fine," the author sighed. "Has anyone seen a power outlet? I need to charge my laptop."
"I thought you said no internet!" Charizard roared.
"I did; I was typing," she answered.
Agumon, Chestnaught, and Luxio went into the gas station for whatever needs sixteen Pokémon and five narrators needed.
Like new insurance that covered broken headsets.
"Hi! Hi there!" an Umbreon waved from the counter.
"Hey! You're the Umbreon from that Animal Crossing chapter!" Agumon said.
"Yea…I got fired. But hey, nice to see you guys!" he said.
"What happened to the Leaf—"
CRASH!
"…Leafeon?"
The Pokémon/Digimon looked at one of the isles to see that Leafeon had crashed into it on a shopping cart joyride and was now dangling upside-down from a strand of open beef jerky.
"Jerky?" she offered, holding up a strip.
"Sure," Chestnaught answered, taking it.
Later…
After buying some things from the gas station, filling up on gas, and collecting Serperior (who looked much healthier), the crew set out once again; this time over many rolling hills.
"Is anyone tied to the roof this time?" Quilava asked.
"No, we're all here," Flygon answered, looking around the vehicle.
"Wait! Where's Aipom?!" Zoroark yelped.
Everyone looked over at Reevee21, who simply pointed to the floor.
Under the car…
"WWWHEEEEEEEE!" Aipom screamed, duct taped to the bottom of the car.
Back inside…
"Reev, we're only borrowing that character," Charizard moaned. "Get him out."
"Fine," the author moaned, opening the window and retrieving the monkey.
"Think we should have rented a bigger van?" Percy asked, all the characters being crammed into the back.
"Yea…we look like the Muppet's van," Zoroark grunted.
"I've always kind of looked up to them," the author sighed. "They break the forth wall better than we do!"
"We can't let that happen!" Zelda gasped.
"how do you break the forth wall more than the Muppets?!" Pit asked.
"Do you want me to answer that?" the author deadpanned.
"Sure! So, how do you break—"
Suddenly, a robotic falcon rammed into the windshield. With a surprised yelp, Percy accidentally drove off-road into a random corn field.
"BLOODY HECK!" Zelda screamed, swatting away an ear of corn that flew through the window.
The corn field ended abruptly in more hills, of which the van simply drove over and down.
"WHEEEE!" Aipom squealed while the others gained slight motion sickness.
They launched off the next hill over the randomly-appearing cliff, going so high they broke the FanFiction barrier.
That brought them to the Story Tabs.
"AUUUUUUUUUUGHHH!" Everyone screamed, chirped, roared, or yelped as they crashed into a story.
Meanwhile, elsewhere…
Renee and Lucas were walking along the streets of A Smasher's World when a van suddenly drove past them at crazy-fast speeds.
"AUUUUUUUUUU…" trailed the screams as it crashed into another story.
"…what was that?" Renee asked.
Lucas shrugged.
In another area…
Young Toothless of Dragon Prince was itching an ear flap when the van drove directly behind him, spinning him on the spot several times.
When he looked back, the van had broken through the mountain to another area.
He gave the spot an odd look. "…hey, guys?"
At yet another story…
The Vampire Dragon of Vampyre was half asleep when a van carrying several characters drove nearly right over his snout.
"SHREA!" he yelled at it.
"SORRY!" Percy yelled back.
On another profile…
Reech of Freedom was walking around aimlessly with her paws in her pockets across a cavern.
Suddenly, an odd, mechanized vehicle (the van) crashed out of the rocks and went rolling out of the cavern.
"What the…?" she trailed.
Back at the PC…
The van broke through the PC's wall, rolled over several times, and rocked shakily to a stop, sides beaten.
The characters inside the wreck were luckily all alive, even after obliterating the forth wall by traveling to other stories—one of which wasn't even fully Reevee21's.
"Is…is everyone alright…?" Quilava moaned.
Several "Yes…" and "mostly…" answered him back.
Zane tapped on the glass of the driver's seat. Before Percy could roll the window down, the window shattered entirely.
"Could I have my falcon back?" Zane asked, pointing to the bird still on the windshield.
"Oh yea, sure," Percy answered, pulling off the bird and handing it to him. Zane ran out of the story.
"Well…that was kind of fun," Reevee21 laughed nervously.
"Says you," Absol growled, Ness clutching him for dear life.
Reevee21: Don't break the forth wall without a switch, kids…it leads to consequences.
Percy: I'LL SAY-(falls over)
Zelda: At least no one can blame me!
Pit: Aw man, I wanted to keep the Umbreon around!
Agumon: …I can't feel my legs.
Reevee21: Thanks for reading, everyone! I wrote an extra-long chapter for leaving on a camping trip without letting you know. Review, follow and favorite for a strip o' BEEF JERKY (holds up strip), check out those other stories I mentioned (I co-author Freedom, BTW), love your Eevee, and I'll see you next chapter!
Pit: Hey! We're not being suffoca-
Agumon: (knocks Reevee21 and Pit onto floor) FLUFFY!
Pit: Spoke too soon…