Sixty-Seven
Mega-Giga-Piga Wotts

"Hey guys, guess what!" Charizard exclaimed, swooping down from the ceiling and landing harshly on the ground below—causing a small earthquake to shake the other Pokemon off their feet.

"Okay, whaaat WAS THAT FOR?!" Kirlia growled, standing up shakily.

Charizard rolled his eyes and unfolded his trusty laptop. "We're now on Wattpad!"

"YEEEEAAAAA!" Serperior, Zoroark, Flygon, Rotom, Frogadier, and Chestnaught exclaimed.

"MORE REFERENCES TO BE MADE!" Treeko whooped.

"More chaos to spread," Absol, Lucario, Kirlia, and Shaymin—the only truly sane pokemon in the box-sighed.

"MORE REVIEWS TO COLLECT!" Quilava gasped.

"MORE READERS TO PLEASE!" Luxio exclaimed, fist-pumping.

"MOAR AUSTRALIN' ACCANTS!" Buizel shouted joyously, throwing his sunglasses into the air. "…whaer did thais accent COME fraom…?"

"MORE WORLDS TO CONQUER!" Fennekin cackled.

Everyone looked at the fire fox oddly.

"…UMM, with our COMEDY, of course!" Fennekin added quickly.

"YEEEEAAAAA!" Serperior, Zoroark, Flygon, Rotom, Frogadier, and Chestnaught exclaimed again.

"Aaaand MORE FORTH WALL TO BREAK!" Charizard bellowed.

"YEEEEAAAAA!" Serperior, Zoroark, Flygon, Rotom, Frogadier, and Chestnaught exclaimed AGAIN.

"That reminds me!" Treeko said, jumping up and running to the forth wall breaking switch. He flicked it up and down several times to make up for the crazy ride in chapter 66.

See, there was a forth wall break right there!

Just like last time, however, he flicked it too many times…

A few seconds later, in the narrating platform…

"Yea, Wattpad! What's Wattpad?" Pit asked.

"It's another site for fanfiction, I think," Zelda hummed.

"What, you got an account on THAT, too?" Percy asked Reevee21—who was currently in a PM conversation.

"Naw, Lucario 42's gonna post it for me. THANK YOU, MAN!" the author exclaimed.

Suddenly, all the forth wall switch flipping used up so much electricity that the power went out.

"Awwww darn, now we don't know who's talking!"

"Who was that?!"

"Pit, was that you?"

"No, I think that was Agumon!"

"I mean the first voice!"

"That was me!"

"Who's me?"

"Hm…that's a very deep question, whoever-you-are…"

(facepalm noise)

Back in the PC…

"GAH! WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF?!"

"The power's out!"

"Thank you, captain obvious!"

"Your welcome, sergent sarcasm!"

"Will you two be quiet? Head towards the light!"

"What light, you idiot?!"

"…WHAT. DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"

"Well, we found Chestnaught."

(Crashing noises)

Chestnaught: "TAKE IT BACK!"

"I DIDN'T' SAY IT!"

Chestnaught: "oh. Who's this?"

"It's Zoroark, it's Zoroark! OW! OW! STOP PULLING MY HAIR!"

Chestnaught: "Sorry. WHO CALLED ME AN IDIOT?!"

"Me…DOH!"

(more crashing noises)

Chestnaught: "GOCHA!"

"OOOOOWWWWWWWW!"

"Great, now this place is a total wreck! I think! I can't really see"

"THANK YOU AGAIN, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, FROM SERGENT CHARIZARD."

"You're welcome, sergent sarcasm, from captain Kirlia."

"That's two more—from Quilava."

Zoroark: "Oh, I see! We're gonna find out who's talking from the conversation!"

(Clattering noise)

"OW! WHO'S SWORD IS THIS?!"

"It's mine!"

Kirlia: "that's Treeko."

Treeko: "who has my sword?"

"Flygon…I stepped on it…ow…"

Treeko: "sorry, Flygon…"

(sheathing noise)

Flygon: "Good thing its dark, then. This is only a K+ rated fic, after all."

Chestnaught: "why would it be a good-oh…you stepped on a sword…I see."

Flygon: "can anyone find the bandages?"

"We could use these from that old DNA kit."

Zoroark: "that wasn't me, so—GASP, LUCARIO!"

(Tackling sound)

Lucario: "Sigh…yes, it's me. Here's the kit."

(air sound)

"AOW! ET HIT MOI FACE!"

"Buizel!"

Buizel: "Ya. Whare's Flygon?"

Flygon: "To your right…and above."

(Throwing noise)

Quilava: "alright, that leaves…Shaymin, Frogadier, Aipom, Serperior, Absol, Luxio, and Fennekin."

…

"Lately, I've been, I've been loosing sleep, dreaming about the things that we could be…"

Chestnaught: "Frogader!"

"Now that I know where you are…"

(Ember lights up room, directed at Frogadier)

"I CAN RECLAIM MY FAME!"

(fighting noises)

Frogader: "FENNEKIN?! THAT YOU?!"

Fennekin: "OF COURSE ITS ME!"

Frogader: (GASP) "YOU DID TRY TO MURDER ME IN BACON AND EGGS!"

(another Ember attack misses)

Fennekin: "DIE, FROGGY!"

(Ice Beam launches back, freezing Fennekin's feet to the ground)

Frogader: "NOT WITHOUT A SONG! BABY, BABY, BABY, OOOH, BABY, BABY, BABY, NOOO—"

Everyone: "AUUUUUUUGH MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!"

"NOT JUSTIN BIEBER! COVER YOUR EARS, GRADIA FLOWER!"

Quilava: "We found Shaymin!"

Shaymin: (sob) "M-make i-i-it st-stop!" (sob)

Frogadier: (coughing fit) "I did it for your own good, Fennekin…"

Zoroark: (gasp) "NOOO! GIRL, YOU WERE A SISTER TO ME! THE TWO OF US, EVIL FOXES IN THE FACE OF GOOD!" (sob) "WHYYYYYY—"

"She's fine."

Kirlia: "WHO'S THAT?!" (swiping noise)

"HEEL, KIRLIA! It's Reevee21! Put the keyblade down!"

Kirlia: (growls) "you need to stop doing that…"

Fennekin: "Ugh...what happened?"

"You were frozen to the ground and had to listen to Justin Biber."

Fennekin: "You're lucky, frog…I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME…"

Frogadier: (gulps) "s-someone get a restraining order…"

Reevee21: (scratching noises) "Here you go."

Fennekin: "…I can't read this in the dark."

Reevee21: "Oh…right."

"HEY GUYS! I FOUND THE POWER SWITCH! IT'S ON THE CEILING!"

Quilava: "If you're not Charizard, or Flygon, but you can still fly—Swellow!"

Swellow: "DING-DING-DING! You've earned yourself power!"

Kirlia: "…we're waiting…"

Swellow: (nervous laugh) "I, uh…I don't have thumbs."

Charizard: "oh come ON!"

(Rage Flamethrower melts Fennekin's ice.)

Fennekin: "YES!"

Treeko: "I'll help! I can climb walls!"

(smacking noise)

Treeko: "that is…if I can see them…"

Treeko fainted!

"Thanks, invisible narrator!"

You're welcome, Aipom.

Reevee21: "HEY! I'm the narrator!"

Aipom: (puts tail hand on Reevee21's shoulder) "No, author. You really aren't."

"I always thought of you as the narrator!"

Reevee21: "thanks, Serperior. Love you too."

Quilava: "Hey guys…" (sob) "thanks for being the best team ever."

Charizard: "No, thank YOU for being the leader of this insane team!"

"HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAH YEA!"

Zoroark: "ROTOM, I LOVE YOU MAN."

Lucario: "I love you, sister. Even though at first I did not know you existed."

Zoroark: "I love you MOST, bro."

Rotom: "Lovety, lovety, fluffiness away!"

Serperior: "Yay! Fluffiness!"

"Did someone say fluffiness?"

Reevee21: "Pitidid!"

Pit: "Hi, Reev!"

Reevee21: "Thanks for being a co-host, bro!"

Pit: (gasp) "YOU'RE MY SISTER!? I HAD A SISTER?! WHAT?!"

Reevee21: "NONONONO that's not what I meant—"

"FLOOFY!"

(crashing noise)

Quilava: "What the heck, EVERYONE, DOGPILE THE TWO!"

(more crashing noises)

The lights finally flicked back on to show that the author and Pit were being snuggled by Agumon, constricted by Serperior, and dogpiled by Quilava, Lucario, Zoroark, Rotom, Flygon, Charizard, Treeko, Swellow, Shaymin, Frogadier, and Buizel.

Fennekin, Luxio, Chestnaught, Aipom, Absol, and Kirlia stood nearby, watching the fluff-pile and trying not to laugh.

"We should join them," Chestnaught spoke up.

"What? NO," Kirlia said, planting her feet. "Nononono—"

"Oh come ON," Luxio moaned, "What Goes Down in the PC's fluffiest moment and YOU WON'T JOIN?! WHATKIND OF PC 'MON ARE YOU?!"

"I happen to like being kick-butt, I'll just—"

Fennekin suddenly knocked Kirlia into the fray before jumping atop the pile with a "YEA!"

Frogadier snatched her from the spot and cuddled her. "You're a fluffy pokemon for being so evil!"

"You think I'm evil?!" Fennekin gasped. "I'm not evil! I'm just…uh…crazy! Yea!"

"Whatever you say," Frogadier said. Fennekin shuffled a bit in his grip before ultimetly giving up and surrendering to the love.

Chestnaught joined in, nearly crushing half of the smaller Pokemon. Aipom jumped next to Rotom and hugged it, making his fur frizz up.

Luxio and Absol looked at each other, then back to the pile. "…Well, I for one am not doing that," Luxio huffed, starting to stock away.

"No," Absol said simply, using Psycho Cut to knock him into the fluffy mound, "you most certainly ARE going to be in that."

The fate-senser strolled casually over and jumped in. Sure, he thought of them as being annoyingly crazy, but he would have been far past insane if it was just him.

Just then, Percy and Zelda walked in to see what was taking Pit so long. Seeing the pile, they burst out laughing.

"Yea…best chapter EVER," Reevee21 sighed, relishing in the fluff.

FFFFLLLLLUUUUUFFFFYYY. FLUFF.
Pit: (gasping for breath) I can't believe we made it out of there alive!
Zelda: Aww, immune to love, aren't we?
Pit: I personally LIKE having personal space!
Reevee21: Amen to that.
Pit: Allies in the face of crazy huggers.
Agumon: (reading restraining order)
Percy: Ha. Do you have enough breath to finish the chapter?
Reevee21: No. (falls over)
Percy: Okay, then. Everyone reading this, well, thank you all for reading! Be sure to leave a review on your way out, follow and favorite ASAP if you haven't yet! We're on WattPad now, THANK YOU, LucarioMaster41! WE OWE YOU!
Zelda: Who are you shouting to? Anyway, I have the poll results—check put Reev's profile for a new poll!

Poll: Who is your favorite WGDitPC character?

*Zoroark: 4*
Reevee: 3
Treeko: 2
Percy: 2
Buizel: 1
Swellow: 1
Flygon: 1

Reevee21: (looks around, doesn't see Agumon) hug your Eevee, everyone, I'll see you next chapter OR on Wattpad! BYE!