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Ultra 64's seventh episode was due to start filming in a few minutes, so the director Mavis West-Manning had to gather the writer and producer for the show, Ivan (a Jusenkyo-cursed Ivy) Wilde and Raul Escabar, as well as the narrator N. "Okay, so this is lucky episode seven. Any thoughts before we start?"
N, who'd been recently recording lines for Ultra 64's audiobook series, said "Yeah. Any limericks, Raul?" to which the notable content maker said "I wrote a few. Ivy thought they sucked, but I thought I'd run then by you." Raul cleared his throat. "one starts off: there once was a man from an unnamed land."
"Yeah? And?"
"and another goes: There once was a world in crisis"
Ivan explained "I'd use the first one, Raul; at least we can work with that."
"Right. Let's get these voice boxes fluxing!"
ULTRAAAAAA SIX-SIX-SIXTY FOUR!
Ultra 64 can't think of a clever way to introduce Super Hydlide!
AUTHOR'S CUT: I've no interest in playing Super Hydlide, so my experience comes from ProJared's review of the game. This one's also a limerick, and some of this may be out of order.
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There once was a man from a unnamed land
whose character model was awfully tanned
he started in a town
around eastbound and down
which starts off this game critically panned.
Now evil monsters were sent
and they started attacking the peasant
the guy attacked using his knife
because overburden'd was his life
he couldn't carry a dagger at present
after leveling up for the sixth time
the guy proceeded to a headstone covered in slime
he could just make out
"warrior, push this grave about
for you can read worth a dime"
He had this cave in mind
because the land was in a bind
so an hour he did view
before he said "penalty is due"
and proceeded with the grind
Hellsmoke, the game's first boss
was about a strong as moss
after a few swings
of the main character's things
its record was zero wins, one loss
the city of clouds was the area our hero's next poke
after freeing the caves from Hellsmoke
he had a bit of fame
and the people gave him a Sega game
before telling him it was a joke
skydiving down the clouds he arrived in a dark cave
a lantern a person previously gave
he used the light
to see through his plight
and thought 'a road over this I could pave"
a hyrda dragon suddenly attacked him!
its three heads right, bright, and dim
he dispatched all threes
"similar to hercules"
our hero proudly said on a whim
the next stop was some local place
where he learned of a new race
they were attacked by a thing
destroying their station ring
so our next stop is outer space.
Our hero ran around for some loot
picking up a compass and a spacesuit
heading to the center of the world
which is not how it works, they implored
but he went anyway, rendering their complaints moot.
he ran around the space world
until he found a motherboard
he was too late for the station's cries
(Kaizack being the place's demise)
and then an old nemesis suddenly roared
Here comes Varalys again
ready to dish out the pain
he fought the hero
until his HP reached zero
and so blood it did rain
After that the hero go to a glen
to enter the first dimension
Using the Varalys bust
a fairy said "enter, you must
but be careful of Kaizack's den"
After some quick inventory upkeep
the hero looked at the castle's keep
he soon reached a room
"welcome to your doom"
from within said a voice deep
Kaizack was ready to attack! Hell naw!
So the hero laid down the law
he burned off Kaizack's face
and finished this race
by jumping into his gaping maw.
The villain then revealed "I am God
so put away that fire rod
I created everything (the land too)
everything is borken thanks to you
and I'll forever live, poor sod"
Hence the hero's journey comes down to good luck
and the land was saved and everyone did suck
this game was awful too
and I'm about to throw at you
the cartridge for this game. Quick; duck!
ULTRA 64
Ultra 64 Episode 207
Game Data
Super Hydlide
©1989 T&E Soft
Genre: Action-RPG
Players: 1