Sonic The Hedgehog was doing what he did best - running. The blue blur was typically rolling around at the speed of sound at the City Escape, pausing as he wondered why exactly was he running. He liked to do it, but sometimes he wondered if there needed to be a justification for him going so fast.
"Well... there's no crime going on, so I guess I can just keep running." Sonic suggested to himself as he went back to dashing again, this time being chased by the property destroying GUN Truck all across the city. "I guess damaging the neighborhood can count as a crime!"
Sonic then somehow hit a brick wall that Eggman planted there, with the mad scientist laughing as the GUN Truck collided into the brick wall, exploding in a fiery explosion as Sonic lost one of his many endless amount of lives. Why did the blue hedgehog still used a live meter is beyond anyone, but since it had his head as a logo, it could easily be an ego thing.
"Where's that DAMN 4th Chaos Emerald...?" Shadow growled in an angry mood as he was looking all around the neon lit Casino Park for the yellow colored Chaos Emerald.
"Over there, you black edgy dumbass!" Sonic exclaimed as he pointed at the 4th Chaos Emerald sitting on top of a neon lit sign that read 'Welcome to Casino Park' on it, with Shadow jumping towards it, only to be blinded by the lights as he fell into the seemingly bottomless gap next to it.
"I think of this every night." Sonic stated to himself as he was overlooking several zones on South Island as he was standing on the edge, looking up the night sky as the moon was covered up my clouds. "All I can do is just keep running, going on adventures, go through various action stunts, stop evil freaks from ruining thing with their cruel deeds, and simply be a chill cool blue dude. Is there any point more than for me to do the things hat I love?"
After several seconds passed, he shrugged as he dashed down the hill, deciding that a quick run would help clear his mind. He just really loves running.
"Hey Sonic, I gotta ask, how come you never wear shorts?" Charmy asked Sonic as they were walking around the Chemical Plant Zone, with mega muck spewing everywhere.
Sonic casually shrugged as he shook his head. "I don't know, man... I just don't think clothes would suit me well." He stated with a smirk as Charmy laughed at this joke.
Amy farted a huge bassy tuba poot as she blushed, holding down her red dress as she glanced at the humans walking by her who heard and smelled her flatulence, which was hard to do in a packed city like Station Square. "Goodness, why must I always fart at the wrong opportunity...?"
"Because that's totally you!" Sonic laughed as he zipped by Amy, not taking the time to smell her bad gas as he proceeded to head straight to the Speed Highway.
"Hey Omega!" Sonic exclaimed as he dashed around the Grand Metropolis, seeing E-123 Omega destroying a notable amount of Egg Pawns roaming around the city. "How many robots have you destroyed?"
"Not enough to make these worthless consumer models stop appearing!" Omega shouted as he twisted his metal body around to shoot in all directions, accidentally shooting Sonic as he kept on firing away with his arm cannons of destruction.
Sonic took a good glance around the volcanic Crisis City as he was then running from the bunch of the Iblis creatures that were popping out of the magma hardened ground, dodging their attacks as he felt his fur get burnt.
"Whoa! I should be careful whenever I come here!" Sonic exclaimed, avoiding a dark shot of purple colored evil from Mephiles The Dark, who hated that hedgehog.
"Man... just how long do I have to do this...?" Sonic groaned as he was dashing with Big The Cat on his back.
"As soon as we get Froggy!" Big exclaimed, with him on his never ending search for his best frog friend as they were at the tropical Seaside Hill, with Sonic using his super sonic speed to dash on the water as they were searching through the red and white temples for potential spots that Froggy could hide in.
"Mister Sonic, exactly why are you afraid of water?" Cream asked Sonic as she noticed the blue blur trembling while standing in front of a puddle just outside her house, as it was raining lightly.
"I couldn't get back up in time, and I lost a life..." Sonic whimpered as he then curled himself into a ball. "I lost a bit of my dignity that day..."
Sonic screamed as he was being chased by a horde of angry badniks in the Lava Reef Zone, panting as the lava nearly hit him, with the hedgehog sweating from all the heat he was feeling.
"Whoa, bro! I don't think I'm gonna-" Sonic then slipped on a banana peel, landing on a bunch of spikes as he screamed in pain, with all the badniks laughing at his unfortunate plight.
"...so, out of morbid curiosity, what would you do if you ever caught Sonic?" Orbot asked curiously as he was relaxing on his side while Cubot was cleaning the cameras.
Dr. Eggman murmured, watching Sonic zip around on camera as he shook his head. "I... don't know. I just want to win at least one thing over him... my way, and not in a race, or sporting event."
"Fat chance that'll ever happen! The one chance you had, you blew it!" Cubot explained as he accidentally caused one of the cameras to fall.
Becoming enraged, Eggman began chasing Cubot around, with Orbot shaking his head as he wrapped his metal arms around the back of his orb shaped head. Sonic zipped in, seeing what was happening as he turned to Orbot and shrugged.
"Busy day today, huh?' Sonic sarcastically commented as he dismantled some of Eggman's newest robotic traps, before taking off again to run around the rest of the doctor's robotic lair.