Revons Plus Grand
Chapter 15:
Shangri-La
The apartment room in Saint-Germain-en-Laye for Alex Hunter and his mate Danny Williams, two young footballers on loan from Manchester United and Newcastle United, was a comfy, spacious apartment that had two bedrooms with baths, a kitchen, a laundromat and a living room that included an XBox One, sofas, a table and a high definition television with every major channel in France and the world minus the adult channels. The key for those two players was to ensure that their collective focus was on training and playing for the club so that they could eventually have some minutes in the UEFA Champions League tie against FC Barcelona.
After a busy day at training on Thursday, Alex's iPhone rang. "Hello?" he asked as Danny was busy simming a match between PSG and Bordeaux with Paris as the road team.
"Good afternoon, Alex," said Jose Mourinho's right hand man, Andy Butler.
"Andy, how are ya?"
"Good. So, how are you integrating into Unai's system?"
"Pace is slightly different, but they run a 4-3-3 with Edinson, Angel and Julian up front. They're bullish about control, possession and tempo. I make a nice fit, according to them."
"Good. So you need to study their system and when your name is called during a match, listen to his instructions and follow it to the smallest exact details. You and Danny, understoof?"
"Got it, Andy."
"Also, if you turn on the news..."
"What's going on?" He turned on the news. "Oh my..."
"It seems, as you can see, that there has been unrest in the impoverished northeast portions of the city, and the suburbs there, due to what happened to be a crime committed by the local police. Be mindful of where you travel. You're based near the Camp, within walking distance. Stay with your mates and if you need to travel on free time outside of training and matches, make sure your have a team staff member with you. The two young ladies who do the housekeeping can help you in that department. Have you already met them?"
"Yeah, I have met Jose and Sadako. They are very nice people who are my age and got my back in case anything goes down. They cook some really good food too, according to what I've been told."
"Good to hear. They are more resourceful than you think and might even save your life so be very nice and grateful to them. Other that that, make sure to always eat, train and sleep well and don't let any of the recent events on the news distract you or Danny."
"Yes, Andy."
"Right, so with that, I'll let you two be. Good luck on Friday against Bordeaux. This is an important tuneup match for Tuesday, and you know who they are facing."
"Barcelona and Messi, of course," Alex said.
"Good lad. See you then, talk to you later."
"Bye-bye." And Alex hung up.
"Was that your boss Andy?" asked Danny.
"Yep. He told us that some crazy stuff is happening in another part of Paris, on the other side. That's not our issue. We gotta get ready for training tomorrow, that's our focus. You know what to do, eh bruv?"
"Got it, bruv."
"Well done."
"Such a pity," said Georgette Lemare to Sadako Shimohara back at the Camp the next day. "If rioting is the only way the marginalized can think of to address the crimes committed by the police, the future of Paris may be bleak as a stiff peak."
"Peak. Stiff. You mention such mysterious rhetoric and that can only send chills down my spine as I watch our boys hold the line," she replied.
"Okay, we can stop with the rhyme and call time." Laughter followed a confused pause that refreshed. In the distance, some of the players taking a knock were jogging, trying to shake off the niggles and naggles. "Look at Alex. Look at him, look at him. He just likes to juggle that ball, this way and that, then freestyle with the dribbling before passing it to others."
"Really?"
"Watch this."
With a passionate volley of burning love, the ball caressed the net with ease. Swish. It eluded the stagnating, struggling, stumbling and bumbling netminder, the young Alphonse Areola, he who had it tough late against Lille in a howler worthy of a blooper reel, a shocker that made the young man bow towards Mecca in shame, although he was prostrating gratuitously in the other direction, perhaps towards Rome or Davy Jones' Locker. He would have had hell to play if the score remained 1-1. Fortunately, the officials had sympathy and allowed Lucas Moura to rectify matters to keep Alphonse's composure in line.
"Create, destroy, provide, produce. That's what an attacker needs to do, and Alex just knows those elements since his schoolboy days, it seems." Sadako remarked. "But what about us?"
"What about us?" Georgette mused.
"Jose! We are embracing the game more than ever. It's like we almost forget that we are still members of the military on the other side, you know?"
"Never forget the big picture, Sada." She was glancing over the training schedule for the women.
Monday, February 6th 2017
Training session closed to media
Tuesday, February 7th 2017
No training session
Wednesday, February 8th 2017
Training session closed to media
Thursday, February 9th 2017
Training session closed to media
Friday, February 10th 2017
Training session closed to media
Saturday, February 11th 2017
Training session closed to media
Sunday, February 12th 2017 - Stade Georges Lefèvre (Saint-Germain-en-Laye)
03:00 PM: Paris Saint-Germain - AS Saint-Etienne
D1 Féminine - Week 14
"And another thing my dear: I hate people who have spouses that have fake jobs," said Georgette as they continued their conversation amidst observing the intensity of the players during their drills, the cat tracker filming the scenes to be transmitted on the other side. "My work is genuine. I don't do fake jobs."
"Fake jobs? Whatever do you mean by fake jobs, Jose?" Sadako asked. "I mean to find out. Tell me!"
"There is this one politician named Francois Fillon, a conservative from The Republicans who is up for election as President. He is under attack because apparently he had been paying his wife for a job she never did."
"Goodness, Jose! That's terrible to hear."
"Furthermore, Ms. Marine Le Pen is gaining massive support. She is a far-right leader that is, more or less, our country's version of Mr. Trump in this timeline and dimension."
"The attacks by Muslims, the immigrants, the impoverished seems to have sowed the seeds for the Neuroi possibly making another attack on the city, with cooperation of who they are fighting in the Levant, no?"
"Sada. We may be in a more privileged part of the metropole, but now I can sense why this city was attacked months ago and why there is violence in the northern part of the metropole the past few days. The need to revolt and seek justice through violent means is something the Neuroi feed off of."
Sadako looked at Georgette with a concerned look. "What about Hikari and Takami?"
"We already got wind of the situation regarding Hikari's changed to her body. She is still a she, not a he, only she now is able to satisfy her sister's wish to pleasure...the parts of a male companion that she prizes, to put it modestly."
"Vulgar term for that: dickgirl. In Japanese, as they say, it's called futanari and is a trope in adult doujinshi and media in the modern day Fusou, or Japan."
"She seems to have accepted that she is a girl AND a boy. Gender-neutral and gender-inclusive. The best of both worlds, all in a new world. Hikari is fine with this. She got what she wants, Takami got what she wants, and we don't need to judge them because that is their issue and prerogative. You have me anyway to be with, so neither you or me should have ideas regarding the two of them, understand?"
"I do. Thank you." Some more showboating from Alex and Danny, with Alex simply hotdogging to the goal. "Alex again. He's just like Zlatan, isn't he?"
"Who?"
"Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Alex is emulating him. He's so smooth with the ball, as if he is a conductor holding a baton. The ball explodes into the net. He is a gun with a gun of a leg typical of a son of a gun and the grandson of a rifle."
"An expert shooter. Cute looking too."
"Really, Jose?"
"Sada, listen." Georgette whispered, pointing to the dashing young lad juggling with the ball and passing it to his mates. "Boys like him don't come around very often, so we need to treasure his... geste technique." With a sigh, Georgette was reading off a list of matches from another leaflet, disclosing the Coupe De France Round of 16 fixtures.
Coupe de France – Last-16:
Tuesday 28 February 2017 at 18:00 CET
CA Bastia (NAT) - Angers SCO (L1) (en direct sur Eurosport 1)
EFC Fréjus Saint-Raphaël (CFA) - AJ Auxerre (L2) (en direct sur Eurosport 2)
Tuesday 28 February 2017 at 21:00 CET
Girondins de Bordeaux (L1) - FC Lorient (L1)
Wednesday 1 March 2017 at 18:30 CET
US Avranches MSM (NAT) - RC Strasbourg Alsace (L2)
Chamois Niortais (L2) - Paris Saint-Germain (L1) (en direct sur Eurosport 1)
US Quevilly-Rouen Métropole (NAT) - EA Guingamp (L1)
Wednesday 1 March 2017 at 21:05 CET
Olympique de Marseille (L1) - AS Monaco (L1)
Thursday 2 March 2017 at 21:00 CET
Bergerac Périgord FC (CFA) - LOSC (L1)
"So our guys get to be on Eurosport 1, huh Jose?" said Sadako as they looked at the matches. "Chamois Niortais? Who's that?"
"Chamois Niortais Football Club are a Ligue 2 team based in Niort, a town in the west of the country, located in the same region as Bordeaux, who our guys travel to while we stay here to cater to the ladies. A chamois is goat-antelope, or a goat with some attributes of an antelope. Just think of it as a type of goat native to the area."
"Shirley, I reckon, would call that a gantelope. But that would sound too much like a canteloupe."
"I see what you did there, Sada. You need to stop making me hungry, my dear. That. Was. Clever."
"Very." Alex scored again in training, scorpion kick style, the two footer. "Oh stop it, mon coeur, mon coeur!" Sadako cried dramatically, sinking to her knees, hyperventilating comically before receiving a headbump.
"Get up already," Georgette said as Sadako got back up, laughing. "You think we are at a drama audition. We're at work! Be professional, please! Please!"
"Won't argue with you there."
"But...as I was saying, regarding Ms. Marine, who I will refer to her as, her party, the National Front, is located up the road in Nanterre."
"Nanterre?"
"It's a 10-20ish minute taxi ride away from our flat. Most opinion polls have said that Mr. Francois will win the second runoff over Ms. Marine but historically, the media around the world have made the wrong decision a number of times regarding key events, according to what I understand in this timeline. The fake job accusations will no doubt end Mr. Francois's political career."
"When is the first round?"
"Late April. Runoff is in early May. We are currently in early February. I don't think we need to worry too much about this yet. Our minds should be on assisting these players. You know what I mean?"
"I know what you mean." They exchanged a fist bump.
"Just like the boys." Sadako winked. "Let's leave them alone. Help me move some stuff, will you?"
"You got it!"
"Follow me..." Thus Sadako followed Jose to another room to move some important inventory as they continued to work around the facility while the players continued to maintain their focus for a worthy tuneup match to Valentine's Day at home to the world-famous Football Club Barcelona, led by the living legend from New Karlsland, a.k.a. Argentina, known the world and dimension over as... Lionel Messi.
END CHAPTER 15
