[[So I actually do feel like getting back to this series again, but have been in a bit of a comedic slump as of late. For the moment, I thought it might be fun to dig up some of the old stuff I'd written over the years. I will only be posting the episodes I deem the funniest and sadly some may be lost to time. I'm looking into Wayback machine in the hopes of recovering as many of these old pieces as I can. In the mean time, I will be posting these exactly as originally written. Some of the humor will be a bit dated, some of my opinions and sensativites may have changed, I will admit, but here is the first of some various episodes I've dug up]]

Season: 4 (The Neo-McCleodGaming Era)

Episode: 1- The Butterfuck Effect

Originally released in two parts, on 9/8/2008 and 9/9/2008

Dante- I walked onto the set of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" today, Keaneu Reeves claims he supplies his own security.
Spikeman- That right? How'd it go?
Dante- I told him I once mistook his lady for David Spade, so he kicked my ass in super slow mo.
Spikeman- Sounds like you got what was coming to you.
*Blade shoves a trash can into the room*
Blade- Hey guys, check it, I invented a low budet time machine!
*Link and Cloud walk in*
Cloud- You guys, don't talk, whatever you do, Link's taken up this habit of-
Link- PUSSY!
Cloud- Interrupting people when he doesn't care about what they're say-
Link- DOOSH!
Blade- Well... As I was saying, I just invented-
Link- PENIS!
Blade-... I just invented a-
Link- FUCK!
Blade- IJUSTINVENTEDATIMEMACHINEANDAMNOWGONNAGOANDFILMANATURESHOWIN100,000BC!
*Link opens his mouth, closes*
Link- Damnit...
Cloud- Dante, Spike, you two got the piolet humor, so you can't co-
Link- CUM!
Cloud- Uhh... What he said.
Dante- Damnit, I swear, next time Mike tells me I do piolet jokes...
*Link, Blade, and Cloud step inside the machine, and apear in a desert land, Blade holding a video camera*
Blade- This young man *points at caveman* Is Ounka, Ounka is, in fact, the man who first discovered fire. We are about to see him do just that in just-
Link- SHIT!
Blade- Anyway, Ounka, if the first discoverer of-
Link- CUNT!
Blade- Link you have to stop that... If you don't you could very well screw up the future that is our present... Wait, no vularity this time?
Link- It seemed important.
Blade- Oh... Well anyhow-
Link- STD'S!
*Blade facepalms and returns to the present*
Blade- You ruined everything man!
*Link inhales a joint* Like I care.
*Cloud turns on the tv* Blow some of that my way, I can't find the remote and we're turned to PBS kids.
PBS Announcer- And now back to Arthur on PBS Kids.
Arthur- Binky Burns can be so mean sometimes.
Buster- Shh, here he comes now... Uh, hey Binkey, how's it going?
Binkey- Bitch shut up! *Kicks Buster aside* *Cloud's eyes begin to dialate*
Arthur- Binkey your such a giant pile of inbred hicks fucking again and again you dick! *Cloud drops jaw in shock*
Binkey- After school today, you bring your young ass to the playground and I'm gonna ride you drunk prison style!
Cloud- WE CHANGED THE FUTURE! ...PRESENT, WHATEVER!

Blade- So what clearly happened was Link swore and Ounka heard him, cauing Ounka to learn to swear and creating a world where swearing isn't really a big deal.
Cloud- I will not stand for this! Our world was screwy enough without public vulgarity! I'm gonna go change this now!
Blade- Don't! We're lucky we just got this, imagine the consequences of anything else if you where to-
Link- VAGINA!
Cloud- Exactly! *Takes time machine*
*Cloud apears minutes before the encounter with Ounka*
Blade- This young man *points at caveman* Is Ounka, Ounka is, in fact, the man who first discovered fire. We are about to see him do just that in just-
*Cloud jumps in and beats the living hell out of Link before he screams, Ounka, hearing the commotion, arrives to get a better look*
Cloud- THERE! Now everything should be fixed! *Returns to present*
Cloud- Did I pull it off Blade?
Blade- Ounka saw you beat up Link didn't he?
Cloud- Uhh... How'd you know?
Blade- Oh little hints, you overinfulenced violence in the present.
Cloud- Oh please, just because I beat up Link in front of a caveman violence is even MORE accepted?
TV Announcer- We now return to "Halloween Part IV," on Nickolodien. *Cloud rushes back into time machine*
*Five minutes later, Cloud returns to see Blade's apartment in a Hippy like style*
Cloud- What the hell? I just tackled him and pinned him to the floor then tied up his limbs while gagging him as he all the while screamed "YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I COME TO".
Blade- Homosexuality became cool while you where gone. *Cloud runs back in*
*Blade's apartment turns into a cave as he returns*
Blade *in a British accent*- What now?
Cloud *In Irish accent*- I went so very crazy I killed Link and then stabbed Ounka in the heart, then killed ervryone and erverything else.
Blade- Betta try again.
Cloud- Hell, ow' about this time I just go back 15 minutes and stop you from making the bloody ing' in the first place! *Goes back fifteen minutes*
Blade-... I just invented a-
*Cloud Breaks the machine*- NO YOU FREAKING DIDN'T! *Returns to the present*
Blade- Wait... If you broke it in the past, then how'd you come back to the present?!
Cloud- Screw it all, I just wanna sit down and-
Link- WHORE!
Fin