Rating: G
Characters: Luffy & Zoro
TW: None
Notes: "Surely this is not proper work for someone of your status."
"I'm the pirate king, not a baby," Luffy said, and Zoro had to a stifle a grin at the sight of the frozen faux polite smile that their noble visitor was wearing. Obviously the prissy man hadn't expected Luffy to be washing the dishes when he demanded an audience with Luffy, a task that Luffy now attacked with great relish and the tiniest bit of Sanji's drummed in finesse.
Their guest did seem to expect that Zoro would be hanging around like a shadow, though, and tried to ignore him, "Strawhat Luffy, the world government demands that you-"
"Zooorroo," Luffy whined, and he cast Zoro a pout that made Zoro grin.
"With pleasure, captain," he said, and cast his sharp-toothed smile on their now terrified and shaking guest.