AN: i dont own the song camel hollocaust its from john dies at the end
chaptr 55555555555: MORE DENSITY
teh rainboe saege puased dramatically. then said "Azora... youre density is... u must rock the fckk out." then sudnly electtric giutar magicly apears "this is teh legendairy wtfslayer. use it awsomely."
than a suddnly facelessk attackt!11111 "now is time for useing new awsomness!111" said raneboe sedge. so a sora begin to sing as she thot of nuu kikkass song:
i knew a man
no i made that part up
hair! hair! haaairrr!1111
camel holocost! caml hollocost!
my mellon sole
crushd by youre gallager of appathy
sledgehammer! hammerrrrr!1111
cammel hollocoast! camil hollowcost!
theirs a wolf behind u
no wait itts just a dog
oh shit! badger! baaaadgeeeerrr!1111
camol holocaust! camml hallocost! (a hour of guitar solo)
my hat smells liek luubricnt
i dont wanna touch it
wait this isnt mine! and itts not a hat!1111
camul holoecost! camll hloocots!
end of song, then all the faseless XPLOADISINTEGRATE in xplosion of epicness!1111 it was to epic they all had too where sunglases and turn away with dramaticness. "was that badass or what!1111" Azura sed with badassery. "i 4see u will fluffill your desntiy!" forseed ranebow sage.
meanwhole, Sakura was trine too bloe stuff up. BUT NOTHING XPLOED WHYYY? "nothins blooin up Y U DO DIS!1111" se said angery, kikking teh flanethrooer bzooka masheengun. then ranebow sage sed "i foorgetted, u still arent rigt class to use flamethrooer bazooka macheangun."
"FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Sakura ragememed.
"only a Badass can use it" said raneboe sage. "their is seel for it in Noor castll. noone can use itts pwr cuz only teh chosen 1 can activatte it and chosen 1 is Sakura! u guyses need to go their anywae cause ur sisters wedding"
"howd u kno aboat that!1111" said Corn with confuseness.
"I KNOW THINGS!1111" pontificated raneboe sage.
so then thay set ot for Noor casttel.
TOBE CONTOOD!11111111
NEXT CHAPTTR: Hinooka n Xanders wedding, and allso Sakura gets awsum nuu pwrs! find ot wat will happn next chaptr!1111
AN: creditts: song from teh book, john dies at the end. xplosions by michael bay (lol not reely)