North American Hurricane (Hetalia)
Author: Ashynarr
Summary: In the same vein as Bunnies For Your Amusement, I now bring you my collection of oneshots and short stories featuring the North American twins, America and Canada! Now including non-LJ drabbles.
Disclaimer: Hetalia's not mine.
Warning: Random Shit, Bros Being Bros, Crack
Title: The Most American Ceremony Ever!
((Based on the Eagle Ceremony Post (aka this):
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I would be sorry
But I'm not
I'm really really not.))
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"…an eagle ceremony."
America nodded, grinning unabashedly. England's left eyebrow raised exactly a half a centimeter higher.
"And… how exactly does this… ceremony work?" Anyone who didn't know the Brit might believe he was interested, but spending even a moment around would quickly dissuade one of that idea.
"Well, first you get this huge flag - the bigger the better! And don't forget it has to have the right shades of patriotic red for the stripes or it won't work! Then you find an open field or high roof and wave it back and forth like you're flagging down a ship, and pretty soon an eagle comes flying and bam! Lifelong companion!"
"Of course." England stated in a tone that implied heavy amounts of sarcasm. "And why has no one ever seen these eagles?"
America laughed briefly, like he'd heard a joke. "Dude, it's not like we bring them everywhere with us - you Europeans always get so fussy over that type of thing in customs, and besides, it's not like we want to take our eagles away from their birthland!"
Instead of responding, England sighed. "I swear I don't know what went wrong with you… eagle ceremonies…"
America rolled his eyes. "Please, at least it's not Mattie and his dumb moose ceremony."
"…moose ceremony?"
From somewhere in the distance, a faint yell could be heard, sounding remarkably like "Fuck you, eh!" followed by a snorting moose.
Naturally, neither of them heard it.
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AN: ...I have no regrets on this at all.
Also, to non-Americans, the eagle ceremony is a completely legit thing. Had my eagle Sparky (...blame ATLA for the name) for the past few years and love him lots!