Hey I'm back sorry I was gone for so long I'll explain why at the end. So anyways enjoy!


*Beached Boas*

*Geoff*

The camera shows Geoff going through a boiler room of sorts. He walked casually as if though he wasn't down there for a challenge. Every once and a while though he'd stop and look around, probaly looking for a barrel. Geoff suddenly jumped as steam was releived from a valve but soon calmed down and continued to walk.

*Mike and Zoey*

Despite the fact that Heather told them to look alone the two love birds decieded to look together. They were currently walking down a long hall, which in all honesty was thin and seemed never ending, holding hands.

"I wonder where the end of the hall is. Do you see the end yet.",Zoey said and then asked her boyfriend.

"No I don't see the end yet or any doors." ,Mike answered to his girlfriend a bit confused by the lack of doors in the long hallway. Looks as though they'll be walking for a while.

*Max*

"Muahahahahahahahahahaha. Once I find that nuclear waste I can use it for my own evil plans... of EVIL!" ,Max cackled gleefully. The foot stool sized 'evil' 'mastermind' walked in a storage room filled with test tubes and beakers. In one corner was a ton of boxes stacked up.

"Foolish follower." ,he than bellowed, the follower being Chris, "It's so obvious that a barrel is behind those boxes." He than prceeded to remove a box at the bottom only for the boxes to land on him.

"Ahhhhhh!", he screamed kind of girlish like. Stopping he relised he was totally fine, that was untill he look behind the boxes only to see a huge nest of spiders.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


*Grassy Gorillas*

The Gorillas were currently searching their fifth room. They still had no plan, just searching rooms. Dave was currently looking under a wierd machine when his hand touched some grease.

"Ahhh!" ,he screamed, than quickly got up causing him to trip. He walked back a couple steps before falling, only to be cought. He was happy to not have hit the dusty and stained floor, that was untill he saw who had caught him.

"Oh its you." he coldy grunted to Sky before he got up and went to the other side of the room.

"Hey it's ok." Sadie told the depressed looking Sky.

"Yeah, he'll come around eventually." Katie added.

"And till then," they both stated, "you can be besties with us!" squealling as the sandwiched the gymnist in a hug.


*Ocean Owls*

*Bridgette, Nieve, DJ, Trent*

The Ocean Owls had deceided on two groups of four with Lightning going 'sha-solo'.

The three first generation contestants being friends decieded to be in a group together, the silent latino joining them last minute. Nieve was a bit behind the others, being the only one not talking in the conversation that was currently going on.

"Hey Nieve," Bridgette called getting the tan-skinned girl out of whatever trance she was in, "why don't come up here and chat with us." ,the surfer offered.

"Well um oh um... ok." .Nieve nervously agreed walking up to Bridgette.

"There's no need to be shy." DJ tried to comfort as they walked into a new room

"Um guys," Trent started getting the attention of the other three contestants, "this might take a while." They were about to ask him what he meant, only to see that the room they just walked into was ginormous and filled with barrels.

*Jasmine, Scarlette, Beth, Amy*

"Hey let go of me! Hey! Let go! Let go!" ,screamed Amy who was being carried By Jasmine.

"You gonna come wit' us willingly mate?" , Jasmine asked still walking with the others.

"Ach, No!" ,Amy sassed to her captor.

"Well there's your answer." , the austailien said smugly. Beside her was Scarlette in the middle of Jasmin and Beth. Both of which trying to make sure the evil girl didn't do anything.

*Lightning*

Lightning as quick as well ... lightning was running in and out of rooms, which probaly wasn't a good idea since he was looking for something. But that wouldn't stop him ,but you know what will, the dead-end he literally ran into.

"Get out of my sha-way wall!" ,he yelled only to nurse his arm that he just punched the wall with. "Sha-fine Lightning will just sha-find another sha-way." Lightning than proceeded to turn around and run back the way he came.


*Plains Panthers*

After searching for half an hour there were still no signs of a barrel. Or Misstov.

"Molasis, come out, come out where ever you are!" ,Lindsay yelped.

"It's Misstov Lindsay not 'Molaiss'." ,corrected Sam.

"Ohhh, ok." ,the blond ditz said in understanding before calling for the insane red-head again.

"Missing-top where are you!" Anne Maria, Topher and Gee all faced-palmed at Lindsays stupidity. They all stopped when they they heard a Tarzan and a girly scream coming from two different directions.

"Let's split up." ,sugested Gee. "Me, Topher, Sam and Dakota will go this way." she stated pointing to the direction the girly scream came from.

"K ,We'll go the othe way." Tyler agreed before the went their sprate ways.


*Snowy Salamanders*

*Courtney and Jo*

At first Jo thought this was a great idea, but as soon as Courtney started to complain Jo knew she had made a horrible decision.

{fourty-five minutes ago}

"I say we have three teams of two and because there's an extra, one group of three." Noah said after a couple of seconds of thinking.

"Alrighty then" ,Jo started, "the groups will be Bed-wetter and Potter-Head. Hm Mufasa and Farm boy. Nerd 1 and Nerd 2. B.I.T you're coming with me. And since the nerdlings couldnt pick up a mug let alone a barrel. Emo chick you're going with them. LETS GO PEOPLE MOVE IT."

(now)

"-and I mean seriosly your leadership skills are horrendius." Yep Jos worst idea ever.

*Brick and Leonardo*

"Lumos!" ,exclaimed Leonard as both he and Brick walked into a pitch black room. Nothing happened ...again.

"Lumos!"

"You know my-"

"Lumos!"

"My swiss army kni-"

"LuMOS!"

"It has a-"

"LUMOS!"

"Flash-"

"LUUUUUUUUUUUMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!"


*Forest Foxes*

*Dawn, Ella and Sugar*

Soft humming could be heard throught the hall. It was calming tune suited for a lullyby.

"Oh would you shut-up!" demanded Sugar taking her hands of her ears. "It's bad enough that you're even here, you don't need to make it worse by singing!"

"Sugar, just because people are mean to you at home, doesn't mean you have to be mean to be happy." ,Dawn butted in, trying to help.

"I have no darn-tootin idea what you'r-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ,was what cought off the 'Crap' singer.

"What was tat?" ,asked Sugar.

"I have no idea," responded the moon-child, "but we should proboaly help them"

"Pfft, why would we do that?"

"Because they could be hurt! Please can we go, pleeeeeeeeeeeease?" ,pleaded a certain 'princess'

"Fine!" ,Sugar gave in to Ella ,"But only if you shut-up."

"YAY!"

"What did I just say!?"

(20 minutes later)

The three soon arrived in a room filled with beakers and test-tubes. Inside they saw a bunch of boxes on the floor and a 'mad scientist' running around screaming with a spider on his face.

"Hey it's the funny short guy!" ,exclaimed the country girl as she slapped her knee as she laughed out loud.

"Look!" ,gasped Dawn as in a corner covered in spider nests was a barrel witha coution sign on it.

"Hmm this'll be easy! All you need to do is charm them with your witch powers." ,said Sugar.

"While normally that would work, these spiders are to angry to even beginn to listen to me. If only there was a to calm them down." ,Dawn replied a bit stumped.

*Ding*

"You know what that means!" came an excited voice through some speakers.


(Searchin' Radioactive parody)

Ella: Ahhh ahhh ahh

Gee: Ahhh ahhh ahh

Max: AHHH AHHH AHH

Ella, Gee and Max: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Noah, Cody and Mela: This place is full of ash and dust

Dave, Anne Maria and Justin: Get me away from all this rust

Harold and Cameron: Don't breath in the dust particales

*B breaths in to sing but ends up caughing*

Eddy, Eva and Shawn: We're breaking in through all these doors

Mike and Zoey: When will this hallway end

Jo: I wish Courtney would just shut-up

Courtney: Hey

Whole cast minus B: We're looking through every nook and cranny we see, trying to find these barrles eh. Welcome to the Bunker, to the Bunker. Welcome to the Bunker, to the Bunker.

Forest Foxes: Oh oh oh oh eh, oh oh oh oh ow

Ocean Owls: Searchin' for barrles, searchin' for barrles

Forest Foxes: Oh oh oh oh eh, oh oh oh oh ow

Trent, Bridgette, Nieve and DJ: We're looking through all these barrels

Misstov: Misstov goes where she wants to go

Brick: I can't see this is stupid

Leonardo: LUMOS!

Gwen: Let Cameron go he needs some air

Sierra: But this is my Cam-Codybear

Owen, Tyler, Anne Maria and Lindsay: Misstov where could you be

Misstov: Yahoo

Whole cast minus B: We're looking through every nook and cranny we see, trying to find these barrles eh. Welcome to the Bunker, to the Bunker. Welcome to the Bunker, to the Bunker.

Grassy Gorillas: Oh oh oh oh eh, oh oh oh oh ow

Snowy Salamanders: Searchin' for barrles, searchin' for barrles

Grassy Gorillas: Oh oh oh oh eh, oh oh oh oh ow

Snowy Salamanders: Searchin' for barrles, searchin' for barrles

Mike: Look Zoey the end

Zoey: And theres a Barrel there

Mike: You go get help, I'll try to carry it

Whole cast minus B: We're looking through every nook and cranny we see, trying to find these barrles eh. Welcome to the Bunker, to the Bunker. Welcome to the Bunker, to the Bunker.

Plains Panthers: Oh oh oh oh eh, oh oh oh oh ow

Beached Boas: Searchin' for barrles, searchin' for barrles

Plains Panthers: Oh oh oh oh eh, oh oh oh oh ow

Beached Boas: Searchin' for barrles, searchin' for barrles

Ocean Owls: Searchin' for barrles, searchin' for barrles


*Plains Panthers*

*Gee, Topher, Sam and Dakota*

"Finally the song is over. Chris's worst idea ever." ,scoffed Topher

"If the song is over, why do I still hear singing?" ,asked Gee. They all stopped talking to hear that someone was indead singing. The followed the soothing voice to a room filled with test-tubes and beakers.

"Please spider family we don't mean to intrude,

just let us get that barrel and we'll leave real soon." ,sang Ella to the now calmed spiders. In one of the corners Dawn and Sugar were trying to remove the barrel from the spider as the two had gotten the barrel they heard a voice.

"Hey! Give us that barrel!" ,shouted Dakota as she and the others entered the room.

"Over Ella's dead body!" ,exclaimed Sugar furiously, pushing said contestant in front of her.

"Is that a challenge!" ,butted in Topher raising his fist for Ella to see.

"Wait, please don't be so rash! We'll give you the barrel!" ,Dawn raised her voice a bit nervous.

"Thank you." ,Gee piped sickly sweet as she, Dakota, Sam and Topher left with the barrel.

"Now what you'd go an' do that for!" ,demanded Sugar.

"His aura," Dawn started slowly ," he was acutally going to hurt Ella if we didn't give him the barrel. Besides," she added a bit chipper ," I can sense a barrel behind the panel of that wall."

Ella walked over to the wall oppisite of the door, the one Dawn just pointed too, to see that indeed one of the panels were loose. With the help of Dawn and Sugar they managed to pull it away revealing a barrel.

"Well dang tootin'! There was nothing to worry 'bout after all." ,Sugar exclaimed happily before she made Ella carry the barrel. And she with the help of Dawn carried the barrel back to the begining of the bunker

*Forest Foxes*

*Shawn, Eva and Eddy*

"Hey you guys find one yet?" ,inquierd Shawn.

"Nadda." ,Eddy answered curtly

"If I had found one, do you think I'd still be searching?" ,replied Eva sternly, answering a question with a question. "I don't think anythings here let's keep going." She continued as she put down the weird machine she was looking under.

The three exited the room and entered a short 10 meter hallway with double doors at the end.

CRASH

They where about halfway to the door when they heard the sound.

*Beached Boas*

*Mike*

After Zoey left to find the others during the song, Mike tried to lift the barrel himself. First he had to get it out of its nook. You see the barrel was currently in a machine behind some gears. He tried squeezing through the small space, and almost succeeded, when one of the gear's teeth snagged his hazmat suit.

"Come on let go!" Mike pleaded with the machine before it complied. By tearing a huge gash in the suits helmet. "Gosh darn it." ,he muttered under his breath. Mike than proceeded to carry the barrel back to the gears. Just as he had gotten past the dreaded gears he tripped on a metal beam. The barrel falling with him.

CRASH

The barrel cracked open apon impact with the floor and started spilling. Then the radioactive waste reached the gash in Mikes helmet.


"And the Plains Panthers have won, who'll get they're barrel ne..." ,came Chrises voice from loud speakers placed all over the bunker ,"nevermind who finds gets a barrel here next because someone from the Beached Boas spilled som toxic wast. That person was..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" ,Chris was cut off by a blood-curdeling scream coming from the back of the bunker.

*30 minutes later*

Most everyone was at the entrance of the bunker when Shawn, Eddy and a Mike-carrying Eva ran in from one of the rooms.

"He needs medical attention, like right now, radiation can turn people into zombies!" ,Shawn screeched as Chef took Mike out of the bunker.


*Confessionals*

*Forest Foxes*

*Eddy*

"I have heard many screams of pain and agony. But that scream, was just brutal."

*Beached Boas*

*Zoey*

"Oh I hope Mike'll be OK. If only I had stayed an helped."

*Heather*

"Damn it! That Mike cost us the challenge!"


*At Dineing Hall*

Many of the conversations that dinner were about Mike. Whether it be about his well-being or how much it must of hurt. The coversation at the Beached Boas table was about elimination.

"I say we vote for Mike. He's the reason we lost after all." ,Heather scoffed.

"But its because of your plan that this happened." ,exclaimed Zoey. "If he hadn't of been alone this wouldn't of happened. Plus he was the only one to find a barrel." She sorta lied, Mike wasn't alone compleatly but he was when the inccident happened.

"Dudette has a point." ,agreed Geoff.

"He wasn't the only one to find a barrel I found one to!" ,Max argued.

"Than how come you didn't take it back to the entrance?" ,asked Alejandro.

"Well, because a spider attacked me and than Dawn, Ella and Sugar stole it from..." ,Max started to explain.

"Wait hold on." ,started Heather. "You were attacked by a tinsy spider and had the barrel stolen from you by pixie dust, princess wannabe and country girl."

"Yes" ,replied Max sheepishly


*Elimination Ceramony*

"Ok," started Chris "since Mike is injured, not here and mostly importantly so I don't get sued. Mike has invincibility for the night." Groans and complaint are heard from most of the team, with only three either didn't care or sighed in relief. "Now time to get down to the elimanation."

"The fallowing get a pretzel and are safe. Geoff, Zoey, B, Alejandro, Ryan and Rodney. Max, you're on the chopping block for loseing the barrel in such a pathetic way. Heather, you're here because it was your plan that cost you the challange. And the loser going home is...

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Max."

"What! You all shall rue the day you crossed evil genius Max!" ,Max wailed as he was hoisted into the Wedgie of Shame (Tm). His voice cracked in the end due to the massive wedgie he was given.

"You shall rue!" ,he once again shouted as he was sailing int the air.

Chris than popped up on screen. "Who will be voted off next. Will Mike recover for the next challenge. And will I get sued for this. Find out next time on. Total! DRAMA! REMIX ISLAND!


Hey I hoped you enjoyed it. Anyway so the reason that it took so long to update was that my parents split up and after the last chapter dad said he was moving back to the states and that hit me hard and then he actually moved and that hit me harder and that along with the fact that this is my first story and I think it sucks kinda left me in a funk. So yeah, but hey I'm writing now and that's all that matters. Full steam ahead!