North American Hurricane (Hetalia)
Author: Ashynarr
Summary: In the same vein as Bunnies For Your Amusement, I now bring you my collection of oneshots and short stories featuring the North American twins, America and Canada! Now including non-LJ drabbles.
Disclaimer: Hetalia's not mine.
Warning: Random Shit, Bros Being Bros, Silliness, Ame / Jap / S Kor friendship
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"You sure this is gonna work?"
"Hai, I already tested it, and it seems to be working as designed."
Alfred's lips curled into a mischievous grin as he held up the device. "Perfect."
No one else had noticed the two near the side of the room, busy with their own pre-meeting chats and catch-ups. Which was probably for the best, as they would have been more than confused over what the two were playing around with this time.
The American's gaze slid across the room, settling on one Nation in particular with a grin as he raised the device so that they were framed within the small screen. Both waited as the thing lit up in several spots, small text running along the bottom at an inhuman rate, before the screen briefly went rainbow.
"Well that was obvious, but it works." Alfred nodded his head, bringing it back down and pressing a few buttons to reset the screen to normal view before handing it over to Kiku. "Your turn."
"Hmm…" The Japanese man look around a bit before settling on another Nation, bringing it up to bear on them. The device repeated itself, eventually settling on a lighter blue-green.
Alfred whistled appreciatively. "Wow, wouldn't have called that one. Maybe those rumors about her and Nat aren't just bs after all."
Kiku very firmly did not think about that as he handed the device back, waiting for his friend to choose their next target. Of course by not-thinking about it so firmly, he failed to notice his brother approaching until he'd leapt on the smaller man with a whoop of laughter. "Another point for me, daze~!"
"Yong Soo! Hey!" The American greeted, holding the device where he'd been raising it to another unsuspecting target.
"What're you two doing?" The Korean man asked, looking at the device with unveiled interest.
"Ah, we were just-"
"Kiku and I designed this radar thingy that sees the other's sexualities, so we're testing it out before the meeting starts. Bluer means girls, redder means guys."
"Oh, oh, can I try it?" You'd hardly think he was several thousand years old from the way he bounced on his feet like a puppy, grin wide and hopeful.
With a laugh Alfred handed it over. "Have at it, bro."
Almost instantly it was brought up on an unsurprising Nation, Yong Soo rocking on his heels until the screen flashed blue-grey, causing him to stop and stare with a frown. "What does that mean? Did I break it?"
"Nah, it's cool." The American took it back when his friend offered it with a pout. "It'd probably do that for me, too. Now let's see…"
He brought it onto another Nation, thoughtful expression in place. When it settled on a darker orange, he rocked back with a brief laugh. "Fuckin' knew it. No way you can wear those pants and not be gay."
Both Asian men wisely decided not to mention Alfred's own… interesting wardrobe choices in the past, simply smiling and nodding along.
If any of the other Nations realized what the three were quietly laughing about together, they never brought it up.
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AN: Looking back on this, all I can really think is 'what the fuck did I just write?'
In all seriousness though, there's no way to not write something ridiculous for a prompt like 'America and Japan build a gaydar and test it at a World Meeting'. Which, by the way, is what this is.
Enjoy. And have fun guessing who they chose for targets.