Lilo's Experiment Files
By: Inferno19900828
Written on Saturday, December 6, 2014 at 18:37:16 Central Standard Time
Chapter Three: Experiment 5-7-2
Name: Dropcall
Date of Creation: Saturday, August 28, 1999
Designed to: drop people's important phone calls
Gender: Male
Height: forty-two centimeters (zero point four two meters)
Weight: fifty kilograms
Date of Activation: Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Appearance: This experiment has the body structure of experiment zero-two-zero. Where zero-two-zero is pink, this experiment has orange fur.
Story of Capture: When we received the alert of this experiment's activation, we were literally right in the middle of reading through our old experiment files. At roughly noon today, we went out, without Nani's knowledge or consent, to capture him. Gantu beat us there, but after a three hour fight, Stitch kicked his ass from Kauai to Tehran; with the Iranians kicking his ass back to Kauai. Later, Dr. Gerbilviel verbally kicked his ass, telling him that he was the most pathetic thing he'd ever seen. After we'd rescued him, we sent five-seven-two to Langley, Virginia, to work for the CIA.
One True Place: Works for the Central Intelligence Agency, in the counterterrorism division.
What's New?: Experiment five-seven-two was instrumental in the capture of Osama bin Laden; the world's most wanted terrorist. Late in 2010, he intercepted thirteen calls between bin Laden and some of his operatives around the world. The President of the United States later found out about these calls, which had been traced to a compound in Pakistan; and sent the Navy Seals in there, where they killed bin Laden. He was also instrumental in the solution to the Benghazi attack (in Libya) on September 11, 2012. He intercepted calls from the current leader of al-Qaeda to his operatives in Libya.