I laid an Egg
Request from mittensx7768: since ace is the uke in the relationship have him lay in egg since marco is a Phoenix.
Megumi would have to admit that in her life she had come across many strange things from the servants in her father's employee, to the islands, people and creatures she had seen in the new world. But Ace standing in front of her an egg roughly around the same size as an ostrich egg was in his arms.
"What is that?" She questioned.
"An egg," Ace stated looking at her strangely.
"I know that," She groaned rubbing her temples, "Ok let's try this a different way… Why do you have an egg?"
"Because it's my egg."
"How did you get the egg?"
"I laid it."
Megumi blinked a few times slightly confused, ok this was it this took the cake from the woman made of ice that tried to kill her and her ancestor that tried to kill her… thinking of it many elementals expect one or two have tried to kill her but that's not the point. "WHAT!"
"Well how else was I meant to get an egg from?" He asked her.
Megumi paused slightly blinking a few times before reaching up and rubbed her temples feeling a migraine come on, "From the giant bird you killed and ate for dinner on the last island or a weird street vendor that told you it was magic and take it will take you to another land. NOT THAT YOU LAID IT!"
"It's Marcos not like I cheated," He stated sounding slight offended.
Megumi nearly fainted at the sound of what he just said, ok this was officaly the weirdest thing to come out of all six seas, "…. What do you mean it's Marcos… how did an…. Actually no… I seriously on my islands power do not want to know this story."
"Hey it's not weird or gross," Ace tried to argue.
"The statement, 'Ace laying Marco's egg,' IS FUCKING WERID!" Megumi screeched.
"It's just an egg birds lay them all the time," Ace stated.
"Marco is a bird, Marco is a bird because he ate a devil fruit. You are human, you are a human made out of fire, in what fucked up universe does you two fucking each other's brains out result in a egg…. YOU ARE A MAN TO TOP OF THIS CAKE OF WERIDNESS!"
"Hey," Ace cuddled the egg close to his chest, "It might not be developed yet but it still has feelings."
"MARCO!" She yelled loudly wanting answers.
Within a second the first division commander slammed open the bedroom door and just as Megumi was he was confused to see Ace holding a large egg, "What the hell, yoi?" He questioned looking at Megumi.
"He is saying that he laid that egg and also saying it is your egg," She stated.
"What the hell Ace, Garp did give you the talk about the birds and the bees right?" He asked Ace his eyebrows practically in his hair.
"Of course he did…" Ace sounded offended.
Megumi had one thought in mind and some idiot played a prank on him and the first thought came to mind was a certain cook in charge of the fourth division.
AN: Honestly…. You said Uke and I went yeah Marco is honestly the domiant one Mr big boss man, but honestly I wasn't to sure how to do this one and I'm not sure if I like it but it was the only way I could see it working so I apologise if it's bad.
Scarlet.