Lilo's Experiment Files
By: Inferno19900828
Written on Friday, July 10, 2015 at 21:17:03 Central Standard Time
Chapter Seven: Experiment 3-6-5
Name: Queasy
Date of Creation: Monday, December 19, 1983
Designed to: make people vomit with his repulsive body odor.
Gender: Male
Height: one hundred centimeters (one meter)
Weight: seventeen kilograms
Date of Activation: Tuesday, September 9, 2003
Appearance: Experiment three-six-four is twenty-five centimeters taller than Stitch, and he weighs thirty kilograms less. He has dark-green outer fur with a lighter shade on his belly.
Story of capture: Experiment three-six-five was captured completely by chance. Stitch and I were walking down Halola Boulevard in town when we smelled something that closely resembled the odor of shit. Upon closer inspection, Stitch found the experiment hiding in the bushes alongside the road. A witness later said, "I thought that someone's dog took a shit there. I didn't see that creature sitting there. It's probably because he was completely silent."
One true place: Experiment three-six-five lives in a small house not too far from our own. His new purpose is to help the island's citizens clean up after a disaster strikes.
What's new?: After Hurricane Ioke in 2006, experiments five-six-four, zero-zero-one, three-six-five, and others, helped the island's people recover from the storm. Three-six-five's specific role was to help recover the bodies of the deceased. His repulsively shitty body odor helped (somewhat) to cover up the stench of the decomposing human corpses. He is now part of a thirteen-man team, alongside experiments five-six-four and zero-zero-one, whose sole purpose is to aid in disaster recovery.
The fact that experiment three-six-five smells like shit doesn't mean that he's not clean. Like many of the other experiments, he hates having a dirty home. Everything has its place, and he gets really mad when things are not placed back in their proper places.
When experiment three-six-five gets angry, he starts yelling obscenities. Like a few of the other cousins, he's a pacifist; and unless you threaten him, he will not get violent.
Ambassador Lilo Pelekai
Friday, July 10, 2015