Lilo's Experiment Files

by Inferno19900828

This story is comprised of the reports Lilo and Stitch sent to the Galactic Council after they captured and repurposed each of the experiments. The story is set at the present time, i.e. 2014-2015.

11. Experiment 4-2-3

Lilo's Experiment Files

By: Inferno19900828

Written on Thursday, July 23, 2015 at 00:30:34 Central Daylight Time

Modified on Tuesday, July 28, 2015 at 16:05:01 Central Daylight Time

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Chapter Eleven: Experiment 4-2-3

Name: Filibuster

Date of Creation: Tuesday, June 6, 1995

Designed to: create a civic disturbance in political settings with his non-stop ranting.

Gender: Male

Height: Fifty-eight centimeters (zero-point-five-eight meters)

Weight: nineteen kilograms

Date of Activation: Friday, August 20, 2004

Appearance: Filibuster looks similar to Stitch, except that he's got bright-green fur. His belly is light blue; and he's got six dark-blue spots on his back.

Story of capture: We found out about Filibuster almost entirely by chance. We were watching the Congressional debate over the disaster response to Hurricane Charley (Florida, 08/13/2004), when we saw him on the floor of Congress, spewing a bunch of rhetoric. By this point, Congress knew about the six hundred-plus experiments living on Kauai, and was actually listening to what he was saying. Two days later, they called me to ask if he could stay there. Of course, (and having seen his performance), I said yes. (By the way, Congress ended up giving several billion dollars' worth of relief to the victims of Hurricane Charley, as well as the three others that hit the state during the 2004 season.)

One true place: Filibuster lives with a Congressman, in Washington D.C.

What's new: Filibuster's antics in Congress continue to this day. During the debate over the Iran Nuclear Deal, (which was reached on Tuesday, July 14, 2015), it will be interesting to see what he'll do. In other Congressional debates, though, his performances are the talk of the nation. I receive frequent reports from Senator Grayson, regarding Filibuster's condition and his behavior. He speaks very highly of him, saying that his "neat-freak" nature is the reason that he (the Senator) can actually find what he's looking for at all times. He's also very pleased with Filibuster's performances during Congressional debates. He said, "Filibuster is the reason I've been elected in every election since I adopted him."

Ambassador Lilo Pelekai

Thursday, July 23, 2015