Lilo's Experiment Files
By: Inferno19900828
Written on Wednesday, September 23, 2015 at 22:15:36 Central Standard Time
Chapter Fifteen: Experiment 1-1-2
Name: Toons
Date of Creation: Monday, April 9, 1979
Designed to: turn people or things into cartoons
Gender: Male
Height: Seventy-five centimeters (zero-point-seven-five meters)
Weight: eighteen kilograms
Date of Activation: Tuesday, July 6, 2004
Appearance: Toons looks kind of like a rabbit and a gerbil mixed together. In other words, he kind of looks like Dr. Hamsterviel.
Story of capture: It was not at all difficult to find Toons. When the local newscast began to look more and more like a cartoon show, we asked Jumba if there was an experiment that could be responsible for it. He pointed out that Experiment one-one-two was designed to do this, and suggested that we use water to return the affected people to normal. When we went out to find him, Gantu was there, and he thought that Toons was Dr. Hamsterviel. It was then pretty easy to capture the experiment. We then sprayed the news people with water and they returned to normal. We then took him to the local TV station, who in turn gave him a job creating a cartoon version of the local news.
One true place: Toons lives on the east coast of the island and works at Channel Fifty-Two News in Kokaua Town. He sometimes also moonlights as a reporter for Channel Sixty-Six News out of Lihue.
What's new?: Like some of the previously reported-on experiments, Toons' job with Channel Fifty-Two placed him right in the path of Hurricane Ioke in 2006. Unlike them, however, he stood outside during the whole of this category five hurricane, reporting on the conditions live on Channel Fifty-Two. He was one of the "Group of Thirteen"—the thirteen experiments most influential in the aftermath and recovery from the storm. After Ioke, Toons rebuilt his home, and has been living quietly ever since. Everyone on the island absolutely adores him; so when the Israeli regime kidnapped and tried to kill him on Friday, August 29, 2014, the entire island took the search seriously. Toons was later found alive and well in Watseka, Illinois, having been dropped off there and left to starve. When he returned to his home, he began his life right where it had left off. He's been fine ever since.
Toons is a total neat freak, like most of the other cousins. He abhors unclean behavior of any kind, and his home and office reflect this. When he's confronted with an unclean situation, he'll let you know that he don't like it. He doesn't cuss or anything like that, but he'll kind of look at you with a scowl on his face.
Ambassador Lilo Pelekai
Thursday, September 24, 2015