I'm just about to catch the demonic cat when I feel hands round my neck

I CAN'T BREATHE!

I NEED AIR, GET THIS LITTLE HUMAN OFF ME!

Master's brother appears and tries to pull his little person from me, hell I'm wearing it like a collar!

"Ava sweetie, let Ana go" yeah, like that's gonna work big guy! Last time you had to bribe it with some form of food and even then it smeared it into my fur! I catch a glimpse of Rosie strutting along the hall, she's eyeing me like she's up to something. I swear that cat is always planning something! She's even managed to get into my house, master, who tells everyone that will listen how much he hates cats, let's her in.

Next thing I know she's rubbing herself against demon spawn's leg.

"Ook Dada, kitty! Pitty kitty!" I feel her chubby arms let go as she grabs Rosie, damn I owe her some catnip for that!

Masters brother picks me up, not even trying to cover my modesty, oh the shame! He takes me up to my house, demon hot on his heels, dragging a now very upset Rosie, maybe I'll give her a lot of catnip...

Master looks mad as I'm carried in.

"Where did you find her Elliott?" Oh please don't tell him that I was about to snap the cats leg, please! I use my begging face, he looks down at me, and pats my head

"Ava was strangling her in the lobby, poor Ana was trying to escape from her. I think she may have got toffee on her back again. I'll pay to have her groomed sorry little bro"

Master looks angry but not at me, at his brother.

"Why the hell has Ava brought next doors cat in here?" Poor Rosie has escaped Ava's clutches and is sitting on top of the curtain pole, miaowing loud warnings.

Stay the fuck away from me you demonic child! I'm never saving you again Ana! You owe me big time for this!

Masters brother picks up his furry child, she has both mine and Rosies hair all over her hands and face. I can see the patches where her chubby fingers have pulled out clumps of fur, it's gonna take forever for me to grow that back! Just when I'd got it styled the way I like too!

Master turns and looks at me, oh the shame, that dog is here too, I could just die! Masters brother is pulling faces at master and nodding at mistress. The demon child is now trying to manhandle the dog, oh shit he growled at it!

Mistress looks very pink suddenly, and is standing dragging the dog out the room. He catches my eye

If you ever want the brat taken care of, I'm here for you honey. See you at the park.

Yeah.

Oh god! He spoke to me! You know growl to growl, oh I feel a bit feint! Water! I need water.

I go into my room, sorry masters room, to see if Rosie is still hiding from demon child in there. Yup she is, and she found the catnip I'd hidden! Bugger! She's lying spaced out across my bed! We have a short chat, given that she is on a different planet just now. All I know is she's fine so I'll let her dream her drugged up catty dreams... I wonder if they make dognip? As I leave the room I see mistress is just leaving, she's all red again, it's weird how that happens to the mistresses...

"It's been lovely Ana, next time hopefully my dog will behave." She laughed,what does he mean I'll behave, I was good today! I didn't pull him over or knock him down, I didn't scratch either! I'm insulted!

"Until tomorrow Mr Grey" I don't get that either, he has a name but all of the women, especially the red ones call him Mr Grey or sir? Some of them call him master,but they are few. Mistress Leila called him master, I liked her. She had a pretty pink room upstairs and let me sleep in her bed with her, she cried a lot. Master has a room upstairs too, it's locked, I have been in though with mistress Gail. There are lots of leads for me and so many sticks! It's doggie heaven!

I have a quick nap on the couch before realising I've not checked on Rosie for a while. Masters brother and his spawn have left too, but not before she tried to ride me, do I look like a horse to you? No didn't think so, and demonic spawn is so god damned heavy, that'll be all the sticky goo that's in it, on it and smeared all over whatever it touches! Nearly broke my damned back! Anyway I digress, I must check Rosie, I hope she's coming down, it's damned funny to watch!

I saunter into the bedroom to find her in my bed! No way is any cat sleeping in my bed! I shoo her out but in her drug induced state she trips and falls on her face, oh yeah, now that's embarrassing! I snuggle up in my bed while Rosie tries to slink gracefully out of the room, only she's as gracefully as an elephant doing ballet!

Master comes to bed pats me on the head and strips off, he doesn't seem to notice that I watch, when the mistresses watch they get ever so red, I swear one of them even drooled! Eww! I would never drool over a male... Well not when he could see me! I wonder if mistress with my name will drool? I'm guessing ill find out, she'll be back the red ones always come back if master asks them too.

A/N: Sorry it's taken so long my muse has taken a hiatus somewhere in the arctic, and I'm waiting patiently, we'll maybe not patiently, for her to return! So this chapter is a mix of three ideas I had all merged into one chapter, written before the muse left the continent I should add. I was gonna be negative but no, you lot make or break it as you see fit

Thanks to Sasha Cameron for helping me out majorly today and tempting my muse down from the arctic possibly she's lurking in Europe now so if you see her send her home please! Shout out to my Fifty Shades Group girls, your support gets me through!

Love as always

Carrie x