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"So Sasuke has some weird mangekyou huh?" asked Naruto, a contradicting look on his face. He was glad that Konoha may gain a valuable tool, though he was slightly apprehensive as to what this new eye may do.

"Yes, as far as I know, all mangekyou other than Shisui's had 3 points or a pattern of 3. Shisui's was 4 and he was able to control people's with his. Sasukes has 6 points. We will have to wait to see if he has any extra abilities." stated Itachi.

"Shit, and I wanted him to get some battle experience. Ok, for now, it will be you, Zabuza and Shizune going with Mei. Once you get there, I'll use hirasian and we'll see what the plan is from their, I'll bring people to and from Kiri so that you are always fresh." stated Naruto

"It's a solid plan Gaki, but there's a problem with it. Even with at least one of them here at all times, if Iwa gets wind of this, it could turn ugly." stated Jiraiya

"It doesn't matter if they do, you and Jiji will be here, plus Tsunade will only spend a week or two max there to train new medical ninja. And I will be here at a moments notice." stated Naruto.

"Alright Gaki, but make sure you all make it back in one piece, otherwise tsunade might just kill me."


-Two week later, Kiri-

"Did you hear? The Hokage is going to fighting in the next battle with us!" shouted one of the bloodline faction

"Yea! According to what I've heard, he has the highest kill count on our side, even more than Mei sama or Ao sama!" commented another

"Not to mention the other six with him. Sharingan Kakashi, The green beast Might Gai, Asuma the buzz saw Sarutobi, Shizune of the poison mist, Itachi the Genjutsu master Uchiha and even the Demon if the leaf Zabuza Momochi."

"Hear that Gaki? We're famous!" laughed Zabuza.

"I don't really care for fame, takes away the element of surprise. Hey Mei chan, from the look of this, there going to try to wipe us out one base at a time." stated Naruto, looking at the strategic layout of the troops.

"Yes, but we should be able to hold them off till the heavy hitters get back to one hundred percent." Stated Mei

Naruto Nodded "Shizune, How long till Gai and Asuma are healed and what's Itachis status?"

"Gai is still recovering from going up to six gates, but should be ready in two or three days. Asuma is recovering from Chakra exhaustion and will be back around the same time as Gai. Itachi however is almost completely blind. He will need to go back to Konoha." stated Shizune with a wince, she knew as well as everyone else that Itachi was one of the strongest in the world, but that didn't help the fact that he was now blind.

"Shit, I knew he went overboard when he used Amaterasu." cursed Naruto. "Damn, Is Sasuke battle ready yet? He's going to take Itachis place for the rest of the battles and they'll have to wait till we can get them both to Tsunade for the Eye swap."

"Even with the Mangekyou, he's still low jonin at best. He can't replace Itachi, we could get Genma and Raido, but but even them together don't come close." stated Kakashi

"I know. I don't want to bring anymore clan heads though, You and Itachi is already a risk." Stated Naruto "We may not be able to substitute for Itachi on the front line, but what if we bring in some back line fighters?"

"Who are you thinking? We would need squads, and good teamwor-" stated Zabuza "I got an idea."

"I think we have the same idea Zabuza. I'll bring Team 8, 9 and ten, along with Haku, Sasuke and Sakura"


-Two days later, Battle strategy -

"There's way too many of them in that group, it has to be almost all of their forces. Are they really going to try to end this in one battle?" asked Ao

"I don't know, but it would seem there has to be some trickery here. Last heard, they only had 9700 troops left, and there's about 8000 of them out there. I would say that we should attack with our best and leave the rest out to defend our border." Stated Mei, of course "Their" best was the Konoha Nin.

"I say you let, Mei, Ao, me and my squad go kill everyone of those ass holes while you guys go around the sides and make sure they can't retreat..." stated Naruto, Everyone looked at him like he was crazy.

"I know you're good, hell you're amazing, but do you really think that us 9 stand a chance against eight thousand men?" questioned Ao

"Well, Zabuza averages about six hundred people a battle, Asuma five hundred, Kakashi five-fifty, Gai five fifty and Shizune about four hundred, so there's about twenty six hundred. And I still have a few tricks up my sleeve, so I can probably get, oh let's say thirty five hundred. So if your people can get two thousand combined from the sides and back, then yea, I think we can." stated Naruto "Plus let's not forget that we have the Konoha 11 here, put one squad to a side and they can handle their fair share of the fighting."


-Next day, Great plains of Kiri-

"I'm not sure about this, what if Naruto kun can't handle this? I mean yea, he beat Gaara, but this is like ten thousand people!" stated Ino

"Troublesome... My old man says that Naruto has a confirmed kill count of about 15 thousand in 2 weeks. I'm sure he'll be fine, he's not the youngest Kage ever for nothing." stated Shikamaru

"My father has informed me that Gaara San has become Kazekage, making him the youngest ever Kage. Though I'm sure that Naruto San is stronger than Gaara San." stated Shino

"Would all Konoha ninja please report to the hokage tent."


-With Naruto-

"No, for the last time, I would not pull out!" shouted Naruto

"So you'd rather stay in then pull out?" questioned Zabuza

"Yes, it's going to be way too much fun for me to pull out." stated Naruto

"Even if you run out of steam?" Questioned Kakashi.

"Hello? I'm naruto the human stamina generator! You really think I would run out of steam?"


-Outside the tent-

Ino, Haku, Sakura, Tenten and Hinata were all blushing furiously, and the guys were no better.

"I wonder if Gaara kun has that kind of stamina..." questioned Hinata, though thankfully it was quiet enough to where only shino heard it.

"Hinata? Can you use your byakugan to see how big he is?" questioned Ino, all the other girls looked to Hinata.

Hinata did as ask, after all, all hyuga were perverts, even Neji had a copy or two of Jiraiya's book. Hinata activated her byakugan and looked for Naruto, only to gasp and look terrified.

"So? Is he small or big?" questioned Ino

"11... Easily 11" and with that, she passed out, still standing on her feet.

"Well, then, at least my boy isn't too far behind." stated Haku, getting a blush from Sasuke.

Suddenly, the flap of the tent flew open and Zabuza's head poked out. "If you all are done literally comparing dick sizes" he glared at Sasuke "Then get your asses in here, the strategy meeting is going to start as soon as Ao and Mei get here."

They all rushed into the tent, Sasuke hoping that Zabuza hadn't heard Hakus comment.

"Good you're all here. And now that we're done discussing MY battle plan" stated Naruto "You will all be split up into Your original teams, with Haku going with Sasuke and Sakura. The highest ranking member of each team will be the leader, so Neji, Haku, Shikamaru and Shino. Each group will be paired with a Kiri squad, and you WILL accept every order they give."

"A leader as always, Hmm Naruto kun? I'm surprised you'd start without me, though with your reputation, I'm willing to let it slide." stated Mei as she and Ao walked into the room.

"Just filling in the blanks with my ninja, you know I never go in without a backup plan ." stated Naruto with a wink.

"If you too are done flirting, may we please get to battle assignments?" asked Ao with a sigh, they had been flirting sense they got there. He thought they would make a good couple, now was hardly the time.

"Love to, Alright, as I said before, each team will go with a Kiri squad. I've requested that no one enter the battle until I give the signal. I'm going to be using several Jutsu that are widespread and I don't want ANYONE entering battle until I signal. If they retreat towards you, then feel free to kill them"


-With bloodline haters-

"I don't know about this... I heard those Konoha Nin are all there for this battle." stated A shorter man

"Who cares. We have four times the amount of solders." stated General Tanimaru, a large man with dark brown hair and a goatee. He was the highest ranking man left on the Anti Bloodline side. He was the general of the whole army under Yagura, and when Yagura went missing all those weeks ago, he became the temporary leader of Kiri, though that didn't change anything.

"What about the hokage? He's killed almost two thousand men a battle the last week and a half! He's a sage and he can use the Hiraishin that made his father famous, And he's ranked SS in Iwa and Oto." asked another nameless ninja

"It's all hype, I doubt any man is that great, plus this kid is, at most, 14 years old. Besides, no man can stand against an Army."


-Four hours later, start of battle-

The Anti bloodline army was marching toward the Bloodline supporters, extremely confident in their victory in the upcoming battle. After all, they had four times the amount of solders that the enemy had, and they had been informed that The man that had been slaughtering them the last week and a half wasn't as great as they had all heard. Though anyone that had survived an encounter with the Bijuu Killer of Konoha, new that he really was that good, whether it be Tai, Nin, ken or even genjutsu, he was head and shoulders better than anything they had ever seen.

While the Anti bloodliners were all lying in wait behind one of the natural hills, slowly moving out from behind the natural bunkers and around the sides of the incoming army, Naruto, Zabuza, Kakashi, Asuma, Gai, Mei, Tsunade, Shizune and Ao.

"How much longer until they're in position?" questioned Naruto, he was getting antsy, he hated the pre battle jitters.

"About ten minutes, thought from the plan you've given you can begin in about eight." stated Ao, Naruto nodded

"Are you all ready? I need every one of you to execute perfectly for all this to work." stated Naruto

"Yea, we're ready, though are you sure that you only need 7 points to attack from?" asked Kakashi

"Just let the Gaki work Kakashi, you know as well as I do that he thinks fifty moves ahead. He's got this." stated Zabuza.

"Well I for one like this plan of attack, plus he's funneling anyone who retreats into our forces and anyone dumb enough to stay will be fighting a battle on at least 5 fronts." stated Tsunade, who had taken Itachis spot as she was above average at genjutsu and was able to heal anyone that got too messed up.

"Your clear to start, their all in position. Good luck Sir, you're going to need it." stated Ao, muttering the last part under his breath. 'In my day...'

"Alright, throw em!" commanded Naruto

Mei, Tsunade, Zabuza, Kakashi, Asuma, Ao and Gai all chucked a Hirashin kunai over the hill and into the crowd of Anti bloodliners. They landed in a hexagon pattern around the enemy ninja and one in the middle.

"Let's do this..."


-On the mountains above the great Kiri planes-

"Lord Orochimaru... Should we help the bloodline supporters? It would help us get more test subjects." asked Kabuto

"No, we have enough for now, Besides, we're here to scout just how strong that Brat is. This way, if he's week after the battle I can strike then, or I'd he's still strong after the battle, I can still see what his skills are and how to counter them." stated Orochimaru.

"As you wish Master, though I still believe that you could kill him now, he may be strong, but you are a Sannin." stated Kabuto

"Be that as it may, he is in fact stronger, he even knows that damn sage mode that my idiot teammate Jiraiya uses. And my snake summons won't allow me to learn to use it."


-Battlefield-

Two Narutos appeared in a flash of orange on the opposite side of the approaching army of bloodline haters, both his sage mode and doujutsu already active and kyuubi chakra waiting on reserve.

Both Narutos flashed through a set of hand seals and shouted out a Jutsu.

"Fire style! Incineration Wave!" yelled the first Naruto as he threw a giant wall of blue hot fire in a wide, sweeping arch, creating a literal wall of inferno that covered about 300 feet across.

"Wind style! Blades of the Wind God!" yelled the next Naruto. He swiped each hand horizontally across his body, causing ten giant blades of wind to launch from his fingertips. The blades of wind flew towards the wall of fire and and then combined with it, causing the already blue hot towering wall of flames to engorge and and expand rapidly, engulfing a good 600 feet across and 100 feet deep of pure hellacious fire, not even taking into account the still moving wind blades that continued through the wall of fire, slicing anything they crossed. The heat from the inferno literally cooking everything within 500 feet of it.

Thankfully, Naruto had already moved to the next spot.


-With team ten-

"Holy shit!" yelled shikamaru, shielding his face from the heat of the two s ranked Jutsu combining together.

"Holy shit is right! I've never seen a collaboration Jutsu so strong!" shouted a Kiri Nin.

"Such power..." stated the amazed Ino.


-With Naruto, in front of the now restating Bloodline haters-

The two Narutos appeared again, and just like before, went through a string of handsigns.

"Water style! Almighty Tsunami" called the first clone, who continued to collect all the water

"Lightning Style! Wrath of the Thunder God!" yelled Naruto as he shot two beams of lightning, one out of each palm, at the wall of water. The effects were immediate as the wall of water started to shock and sweep away everything in its path, killing or knocking out another 500 or so enemy's. Once again, he moved on or the next spot.


-Team 8-

"Unbelievable, so far that's 4 s ranked Jutsu in two collaboration jutsus. No man has the chakra to just be throwing out Jutsu like that!" stated a nameless soldier

"Believe it or not, I think he may be even better with Tai, ken and Genjutsu." stated Shino


-back to the slaughter-

Now the enemy was retreating in two directions, though common sense would dictate that the should avoid going into openings, when panicked, prey will take any opening it got, which lead most of them to slaughter.

The remaining four exterior unused Hirashin kunai all flashed as a Naruto appeared at each one, each Naruto staring down a flock of enemy shinobi that were trying to retreat.

"Rasencannoball!" the first Naruto launched the lightning variant, that either destroyed what it hit or paralyzed anything close to it.

"Rasenfirestorm!" the second Naruto launched the Fire variant, which was potentially the most dangerous, as the spinning mass in the middle would tear apart anything it touched like a literal hot knife through butter, and the huge whips of flames that came off the rotating mass would horrifically burn anyone it touched.

"Rasentyphoon!" the third Naruto launched the water variant. Just like the Rasenfirestorm, it would shred anyone it touched and the whips of water coming off of it would tear and smash anyone unlucky enough to come close to it.

"Rasenshuruken, Level Two!" the Fourth Naruto, which was the real one, threw the final Rasengan variant, which was the upgraded Rasenshuruken. Instead of the normal four blades that spun counter clockwise, Level Two had eight blades, four spinning counter clockwise, Four spinning clockwise. Anyone caught near it were instantly redused to red mist and ribbons of what was once flesh.

Each Naruto unleashed a Rasengan variant, one for lightning, fire, water and of course, wind. The four easily s ranked Jutsu all decimated and traveled its way to the center of the battlefield, killing anyone unlucky enough to get caught in their path. As they met in the middle, they all combined, resulting in a veritable supernova of elemental explosion, taking up most of the field and vaporizing anything that got trapped inside, leaving a crater 500 feet deep and almost one thousand feet across.


-With Mei, Zabuza, Kakashi, Ect.-

"Such overwhelming power..." stated Ao, who had to actually turn his byakugan transplant off as to not be blinded.

"No way..." was Asuma's intelligent answer.

The others weren't faring well either, as medics, both Shizune and Tsunade had a strange mixture of disgust and awe on their faces, Disgust from the mass loss of life, Awe from the perfectly controlled Chaos of what the young blonde had just done.

"So... I'm willing to bet that even all of us combined don't stand a chance against him." stated Zabuza, everyone just dumbly nodded. "Seems the great Yellow flash has just been surpassed."


-With Orochimaru-

"L-Lord Orochimaru... What was that? It was so powerful, so destructive. How can he have such a high affinity for Four elements? Even Kakashi isn't that good!" questioned Kabuto

Orochimaru just grit his teeth. "So much power, and I can't have it! I WILL kill you Namikaze, then I will burn Konoha to the ground for keeping the power you found away from me!"


-Above the battlefield-

An Aerial eye view of the battlefield as the smoke, chunks of floating... Everything and the general Chaos of what the blonde had done slowly came into view for everyone standing and watching from the hills.

Hell. Literal hell on earth was the only way to describe what they were looking at. The massive army of almost eight thousand, was now no more that twenty-one hundred. Broken, Burnt, twitching bodies lay upon the ground, literally turning it into an open grave. The crater in the center of the field was slowly filling with ground water. The cries of agony and pain was all that was heard when the dust finally settled. One man, to some, a monster, something even worse than a demon, was standing tall. His whole outfit still as pristine as the second he entered battle.

The man, Who many were now thinking was more god than man, was standing tall, Splash Sword in his right hand, His claymore in his left hand, and the Nodochi in his teeth.

"Senju style! Infinite darkness Jutsu! Uzumaki style! Tri Blade Symphony!" shouted the muffled voice of Naruto as he started to glow red with Kyuubi chakra, about a tails worth, though not for any physical boost he may have needed, it was needed for him to stave off chakra exhaustion or the damage that 8 consecutive s rank Jutsu, 6 of which were kinjutsu, did to his arms and mouth..

In a nano second, every ninja, friend or foe, lost their vision and their sense of balance. It wasn't long before all the Konoha ninja and several of the more experienced Kiri nins dispelled the mass genjutsu, only to hear what sounded like thousands of bombs per second going off on the battlefield. They all looked to see, Naruto dancing his way through the remaining shinobi at speeds that even most jonin could not comprehend.


-With Mei, Kakashi, Zabuza, Ect.-

"So the Gaki finally finished it, about time. Tsunade Sama, he's going to need your skills when he finishes that technique." stated Zabuza, Naruto had asked him for a three sword style.

"Why is that? And what exactly is he doing?" asked Mei, worry evident in her voice.

"He's, channelling the Kyuubi's chakra, from what I can tell, about two tails worth, but just like last time, the sage chakra is counteracting it." stated Ao

"Well, that to. But the kenjutsu move he's using is called Tri Blade Symphony. Those explosions you're hearing are not the Splash sword. He's pumping huge amounts of chakra to his arms, chest and legs to increase his speed. Every slash or stab he makes is breaking the sound barrier, resulting in a sonic boom." stated Zabuza, pride and awe evident in his voice.

"Good lord, does this kid have a weakness?" questioned Ao

"Yea, Ramen"


-With Naruto-

Everyone was slowing down, everyone but him, he saw everything at half speed and he moved at double what he should have. His arms and legs felt like they were going to explode, he felt sick, both from the speed he was moving and the amount of death he was causing. His eyes held a familiar pain that he linked to his eyes unlocking another level, though for whatever reason, the more his eyes hurt, the slower everything became. But he knew he couldn't stop, he knew, the second he stopped, he would die. He had no time to give the signal for Asuma to drop the kunai so that Naruto could flash to safety. He had been pulling more and more Kyuubi chakra, both to heal his rapidly shredding muscles and supply the very same muscles with the chakra needed to keep up his dance of death.

He finally found an opening to give the signal, which thankfully, Asuma caught and then activated the Hiraishin seal on the Kunai he had been given. Naruto flashed out of the center of the battle field, Finally cutting off kyuubi's chakra and giving the darkness that had been bordering on the edge of his vision.

"Minato kun, It's time to go, I've let you stay long enough."

Minato smiled from inside the seal "You just put me to shame, son, you are now the greatest to ever hold the name Namikaze, and I couldn't be more proud. My job here is done, i am sorry I have to leave you now, but I can stay no longer stay. I love you Naruto, and I always will. Good bye my son, Please continue to make me proud, and if you get the chance, listen to your motor mouth mother. She will help you more than I ever could."

-End of chapter-


(Read and review, ask questions, do what ya do. Its going to be a while for the new chapter, as im putting my brain toward my new story, Naruto: Unstoppable, so if you want to keep reading my hashed together crap, feel free to look at he other stories, but until then, stay classy my fans, and remember, safe sex is for losers, i cant write for shit, and we all got trolled by Kishimoto multiple times.)