Ahhhh, I could lie here forever! Oh god the thread count on these sheets must be through the roof! How the hell Ana ended up here I'll never know! Oh here she comes now.

"Hey Ana, thanks for letting me stay, this pad is amazing, the catnip here is sublime you should try some!"

Why is she staring at me? I'm not speaking Swahili... She's talking to me but she sounds weird! I'm just gonna close my eyes for a minute...

WOAH! The room is spinning, and all those colours, why do I not live here? With visual effects like this it wow! I open my eyes and Ana is gone, lets have a rummage about The room. Oh, oh, oh, cramp, back leg, shit, fuck it ill drag it, it's not really sore it's kinda numb, like me, comfortably numb...

I can't be bothered rummaging, I've done it before, three canes under the bed, two sets of handcuffs in the top drawer of the nightstand, a metal bar with cuffs in the wardrobe, blindfolds and a nice selection of vibrating toys in the drawers, him and my owner have very similar tastes. Oh my head, I feel woosy!

I wonder how Ana's bed feels?

I slink over to her large pink fluffy cocoon, my paws sink into the downy softness, I can barely stand it feels like walking on a cloud. I sink my body into its marshmallow pillow, oh god! I think this feels as good as human sex! (My mistress is at it all the time, not even my kitty pillow is sacred, it took weeks to preen it clean after she'd been on it with the most recent guy) I close my eyes again and float off on the cloud of delight.

"Rosie?"

"Huh?" I open my eyes and I'm still in Anas place, but I'm on a couch in the lounge. How did i get here? Something doesn't look right in this picture.

"My master is gonna kill you!" She barks at me

"Why?" I scan the room, not actually recalling how I got here, it's not long before I spot the sight that will lead to my demise. "Shit!"

"Uh, huh!" Damn smug dog!

"But there was a sticky little girl, she chased me..." Uh oh, here comes Mr Grey...

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"GAIL! What the hell happened in here?"

"Sir?"

"Have you seen it? That bloody cat! If I get my hands on it I'll throttle the damn thing!"

"Sir this may be partially my fault, I gave her some catnip after her fright, to calm her down, maybe she took a reaction..."

"I don't care, find the cat, remove it from MY home and then replace my curtains, at its owners expense!"

"Yes sir, Mr Grey"

xXx

Shit! Now Karen is gonna be mad at me! Damn catnip! I'm never touching the stuff again!

"Hey there Rosie, time to take you home puss" Gail purrs at me. She snakes her arm under my tummy and cradles me like a baby. She's eyeing my tummy funny. "Oh Rosie, are you gonna be a mummy?"

Shit! No! I was always careful... There was that one time with Taylor, but surely no, that was weeks ago...

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Ouch! I'm blinded by the pain! Oh god how much longer will I have to endure this pain? it feels like its going on forever, how many kittens are in there? I really hope Karen didn't like these sheets hon her bed causes they're ruined now, that's payback for getting come stain on my bed!

xXx

Stop bloody fighting! There are enough nipples to go round!

Who knew motherhood could be such a pain in the ass, literally!

Five kittens and Taylor has fucked off! I'm a single mum of five, did I mention I had five of them? I pushed out five of them! By myself!

Since that night they have done nothing but pester me for milk, they are drinking me dry, I swear its a living hell, until they are asleep, then they look cute! I have one black one, a grey one, two tabbies and a white and black one that looks like me! (I'm cuter obviously, and once I lose this weight ill be one hot mama!)

Karen didn't really bother about the incident at the Grey's (thank The Lord) especially after Gail told her about my impending litter, it turns out she's gonna have a litter too!(I hope I didn't look as fat as her, my god she looks like the mitchellin man! Even her face has gotten fat and don't even get me started on her kankles!)

Ana comes over once a week sometimes more with Gail, they are taking a kitten, I've tried begging Ana to take all five of them but she says no. So in two weeks Gail is taking Rosie Jr (I've named them all that in homage to myself) to live in her palace, that kitten has struck gold!(not that I'm jealous, of course!) Karen has told me we are keeping one, the little black one that looks like its daddy, so I'll be a single mum of one in two weeks and auntie to the five thousand judging by the size of her! (How many humans are in a litter anyway?)

I gotta go now, one of the Rosie Jrs has just nearly detached one of my left nipples so I'm away to lie on it, until it learns to behave, see you later x

A/N: Hey I needed a wee break from angst and so a Rosie chapter it is! Hope you like, I'm not sure ill do a Rosie one again, you know, she doesn't have time to write and look after her litter... So until next time

Carrie x