Dragon Moon Z! – By Ocramed
Disclaimer: SM, R1/2, DBZ and other properties belong to their respective owners.
Note: This story is a multi-genre story. C&C are welcome.
Special Note: This story is part of the SMST/TRT series, and is inspired by Team Four Star's Abridged Parody series.
Part 7: "The Saiyan Saga" (VII)
After a single year, the two Saiyans that Z Warriors waiting for had finally arrived on Chikyuu.
THOOM!
The impact of the Saiyans' space pods did much to tear up the streets of West City. Unfortunately, this destructive act was but the first of what will be a long day of terror…
"Ah, we're here," said the muscle-bound bald man with the mustache. "We're here!"
"So, we are," said the shorter man with the spiky hair. He looked around the area to see that the local inhabitants were awestruck at their presence.
"Nappa?" said the shorter man.
"Of course, Vegeta," said the burly man, as he pointed his right index and middle up…
"Um, are you aliens?" asked one of the bystanders.
Suddenly, everything goes what, as the Saiyan named Nappa unleashed a destructive power that takes out the entire city.
BA-BOOOM!
When the smoke cleared, both Nappa and Vegeta were floating over a huge crater.
"Yes, yes we are," Nappa said.
Vegeta rolled his eyes. Leave it to his partner to make a joke out of everything that was important to him…
"So, what's next?" Nappa asked.
"We find these Dragonballs," Vegeta said. "But first…let's eliminate the ones who killed Radditz."
"Aw, man!" Nappa said.
"What?"
"Wouldn't it be simpler if we just find these balls, and just, I don't know, destroy this planet with everyone on it, including Radditz' killers?" Nappa said.
"What are you, getting SOFT?" Vegeta said with a sneer.
"Fine, fine. Let's just kill these fools, and be done with it."
"That's the Saiyan spirit," Vegeta said, as he cracked his knuckles. "Maybe we can get a descent challenge in this part of the galaxy for a change…"
And, with that the Saiyans take to the skies, searching for sport to hunt down and kill.
Meanwhile, in East City, at Capsule Corp, Bulma and Usagi are watching the news…
"…And with the destructive power that these alien arrivals, one can only pray that a miracle will be forth coming," said the news anchor, who was distraught over the loss of a colleague, who, along with others, were vaporized by Nappa's attack in East City. "This is KBC News, signing off-"
CLICK!
"Well, it's time," Usagi said, as she rubbed her hands.
"And it's about time, too," Bulma said, as she finishes preparing a special medical bag for Usagi to take with her. "I packed everything that you guys might need."
"Hopefully, it'll be enough," Usagi said. She then fists the air…
"Crane Moon Prism…MAKE-UP!" Usagi said, ushering her other guise as "Shin Sailor Moon".
"You know, I never get less impressed by your transformations," Bulma said, as she hands the special medical bag over to her friend. "Usagi, can you, well-"
"I know," Sailor Moon said, as she held Bulma's hand. "I'll be carefull."
"I was about to ask you to watch Ranma for me," Bulma said with a grin. "He's the only man whose presence would be sorely missed, if something was to happen to him."
"Feh," Sailor Moon said with a smile. "I'll be sure to watch his back...and fine backside he has."
Pause.
"But seriously, be careful," Bulma said, as she gave Usagi a hug. "You're my best friend, you know…"
And, with that, Sailor Moon takes to the skies, where she would meet the other Z Warriors.
"Ah, so it's true," Piccolo said, as he sees Sailor Moon land. "You've become a Saiyan."
"Really?" Gohan said.
"No, I haven't," Sailor Moon said.
"No, she just became less responsible," Ranma replied.
"Humph. Anyway, I got the new improved booster serum to use, just in case."
"We're not going get monkey tails if we take that serum of yours, yeah?" Krillin asked.
"No, you won't," Sailor Moon said.
"Well, I guess it is okay, then."
"Count me out," Tien Shenhan said. "I prefer using my training to boost my prowess."
"You said it, Tien," Chaotzu said.
"Well, maybe you need it, but I don't."
"Awww…"
"Well, I don't need that stuff myself either," Ranma said. "In fact, I took the time to create a new martial arts technique."
"Oh, you did, did you?" Piccolo said.
"Really, Grandpa?" Gohan said.
"Well, I figured that it was time," Ranma said with a shrug. "I wish I had more time to perfect it, but, well-"
"So, there THEY are," said a voice from above.
All eyes turned towards the newest arrivals.
"It's them!" Krillin yelled, as Nappa and Vegeta land onto the ground.
"Look at them," Nappa said with a sneer. "If this is all that this planet has to offer as a 'challenge', we won't have any problems obtaining these Dragonballs…"
"Who are you?" Piccolo asked.
"Of course," said Vegeta with an evil grin. "My partner here is 'Nappa', and I am 'Vegeta', the Prince of all the Saiyans!"
"Oh, joy, I'm impressed," Ranma said sarcastically.
"You dare mock me?" Vegeta yelled.
"Oh, no, no…well, yeah."
"Why you-!"
"Hold on, Vegeta," Nappa said. He then takes his scouter to check the power-levels of those who stood before him and Vegeta…
"Interesting. Only three of them have power-levels just above 1 Radditz."
"Pardon?" Usagi said.
"My apologies," Vegeta said. "We rate power-levels based upon increments of Radditz."
"You mean your friend," Ranma said, with clenched fist. "The one who murdered my son like a coward?"
"Feh. Yeah, that's him. Anyway, so, the kid over there has the power rating of 0.9 Radditz, or 90 percent of Radditz power."
"Oh, wow," Gohan said. "That means I'm almost as strong as my uncle…if that was my true power level."
"Just as I thought."
"What?" Nappa said.
"These creatures can hide their true power levels."
"What kind of cheaters are we dealing with?" Nappa said.
"What, indeed," Vegeta said, as he spies on Sailor Moon's tail. "Wait. YOU. Woman. What are you?"
"Um, I don't understand," Usagi said.
"That tail of yours means that you're a Saiyan, but I know of no other female Saiyans that have survived the destruction of Vegeta-sai."
"I'm not a Saiyan…sort of…"
"It doesn't matter," Vegeta sneered. "If Saiyan or not, you will succumb to the might of Nappa, and me, Vegeta, the prince of all the Saiyans!"
"How should we do this, Vegeta," Nappa asked. "Should we get straight to the point?"
"No, let's see if they can survive the preliminaries," Vegeta said. "Plant some Saibamen."
"'Saibamen'?" Krillin asked. "What's that?"
"Oh, you'll see," Vegeta said with an evil grin. "Nappa?"
"Of course," Nappa said, as he took out a vial. He then uncorked it, and scattered droplets.
"Ranma, that vial has cultured plant cells with distinct personalities," Sailor Moon said, as she attuned her senses to determine the nature of the liquid.
"What does she means by that?" Tien asked.
"It means that we can grow our own minions, fool!" Vegeta yelled.
Sure enough, a dozen green, plant-like creatures spring forth from the ground.
"Krrrrrek!" said one of the Saibamen.
"L-look at that!" Krillin said.
"Yeah, look at that," Vegeta said. "Each Saibaman has the power-levels equal to one Radditz. Defeat THEM, and you might have a chance to defeat US."
"Oh, Vegeta, don't get their hopes too high," Nappa said.
"Well, I just want these fools to put up a good fight, is all…"
"Oh, my goodness, Ranma!" Sailor Moon said.
"What is it?" Ranma said in a serious tone.
"Aren't they so CUTE?"
"…What?"
"Krrreek?" said one of the Saibamen.
"They are NOT cute, you idiot female!" Vegeta said. "They are tools of destruction, and they will destroy YOU ALL-!"
Just then, Yamcha, Master of the Wolf Fang Fist drop in.
"Stan back!" Yamcha said heroically. "With me here, these clowns are good as done for!"
"It's Yamcha!" Krillin said.
"That's right! And together, we will win!"
"You first," Vegeta said.
"Huh, what?" Yamcha said, as one of the Saibamen grabs Yamcha, before bellowing itself up.
"Yamcha!" Sailor Moon said.
Too late.
BOOM!
When the smoke cleared, Yamcha's still form was left in a crater.
"Yamcha?" Krillin said.
"Oh, my kami!" Tien said. "They killed Yamcha!"
"You bastard!" Chaotzu replied.
"As you can see, we do mean to kill you all, with or without the Dragonballs," Vegeta said. "What do you have to about THAT?"
Sailor Moon turned to face Vegeta and Nappa.
"If conflict is what you seek, then you found it…in spades," Sailor Moon said.
Pause.
"I am Sailor Moon, champion of Love and Justice, and on behalf of the Z Warriors…you will be PUNISHED!"
"Whoa, I never seen Usagi so heroic before," Krillin said.
"Yeah, but I could do without the sentai posing," Piccolo said.
"Eh, you get used to it," Ranma said with a shrug. "Alright, guys, let's go kick some Saiyan butt!"
Tbc.