Dragon Moon Z! – By Ocramed


Disclaimer: SM, R1/2, DBZ and other properties belong to their respective owners.

Note: This story is a multi-genre story. C&C are welcome.

Special Note: This story is part of the SMST/TRT series, and is inspired by Team Four Star's Abridged Parody series.


Part 8: "The Saiyan Saga" (VIII)


The fight would be intense, and none will come out of it unscathed.

"Put me in coach, and allow ME to avenge Yamcha!" Krillin said to Ranma.

"Ha!" Piccolo said.

"What?"

"The six-year old is stronger than YOU are, human," Piccolo said. "Yep, you're pretty much a 'meat shield'."

"I'll show YOU! Scatter Shot Blast!"

Krillin begins his attack with what appeared to be a Kamehameha Wave. However, upon the discharge of the attack, the beam breaks up into three smaller energy discharges, and bombards the ground where the Saibamen were.

"Krreek?"

BA-BOOOM!

When the smoke cleared, three Saibamen were destroyed.
"I…I did it," Krillin said tiredly.

"Good for you," Vegeta said. "You killed the equivalent of three Radditz, and you are already winded. But guess what? You have eight more Radditz to go, while Nappa is the equivalent of FIVE Radditz and me…fifteen…"

Pause.

"So, it's that ALL that you got?"

"Wha…what?" Krillin said.

"Oh, boys, get THEM," Nappa said.

That's when the remaining Saibamen attacked en masse.

"Oh, no you don't!" Piccolo said, as he dodges one Saibaman, guts him, tosses him into the air, and then blasts him with an energy discharge that came from his mouth.

FWOOOSH!

"Kreeek-!"

"Chestnut Roasting on an Open Fire!" Ranma said, as he delivered multiple hits and kicks at near invisible speed, knocking away his opponents in the process.

BAM! SMACK! CRACK!

Once some distance was between him and his opponents, Ranma unleashed an attack wave, called the Vacuum Blade Technique, which was from the Yama Senken, a nominally forbidden sub-style within the Musabetsu Kakuto-ryu.

FWOOSH!

The displacement of the air cut a swath of destruction that ends up slicing Ranma's opponents into pieces.

"Krreeek-!"

When it was all over, there were pieces of Saibamen all over the field.

"Well, would you look at THAT," Nappa said. "That human has some talent after all."

"Actually, I'm more impressed with the girl," Vegeta said sarcastically, as he points to Sailor Moon, as she deals with her Saibamen attackers.

"Kreeek!" screeched a Saibaman, as he pounced on Sailor Moon.

"Ah!" Sailor Moon yelped, as she narrowly dodged the pounce. She then turned to see that the Saibaman had recovered, and was ready for another go at her.

"You…you stay away!" Sailor Moon said. She really didn't want to hurt the little guy, knowing that the real culprit were its Saiyan masters.

"Kreek!" the Saibaman said, as he took a swipe at Sailor Moon with its claws.

"Ouch!" Sailor Moon said, as she felt the cut on her cheek. "That hurts!"

"Kreek!" the Saibaman chortles. It began to lick the blood it drew from its fingers.

"That does it. Form 'Lunar Spear'!"

Sailor Moon clapped her hands together, and then widened her arms in one motion. In a flash of light, a spear with a crescent blade was formed.

"Okay, come at me, you greenie meanie!" Sailor Moon said, as she swept her feet into a fighting stance.

The Saibaman seemingly laughed, as he pounced again. Sailor Moon replied this latest attack by first twirling her spear, allowing her to ram the dull end of her spear into the gut of her attacker.

POOM!

Sailor Moon then stepped back, twirled her spear again, and brought the blade of her spear down hard, cleaving the Saibaman in half.

SLICE!

"Kreek-!"

Two more Saibamen sees that Sailor Moon had eliminated their "brothers", so that they joined in on the attack, but from two different vectors. They were determined to box her in, forcing her to decide which foe to go after first.

"Humph," Sailor Moon said, as she stabs the ground with her spear. She then kicked the first Saibaman, whirled around the pole of her spear, used her lead leg to catch the second Saibaman, pulled the Saibaman forward until she followed through on her kick. That way, the second Saibaman would be flung where the first Saibaman had been countered. Once Sailor Moon knew where her opponents were, she used her momentum to fling herself into the air while withdrawing her spear from the ground. She then called out her attack.

"Moon Crescent SLASH!" Sailor Moon yelled, as she took a slice with her spear. However, upon calling out her attack, a beam of energy was discharged, resulting in her attackers being cleaved in half.

SLICE!

"Kreeek!"

"Ha!" Sailor Moon said, as she prepared for the next wave of attackers. "Who's next…?"

"Wow, that's really impressive, Vegeta," Nappa said.

"Humph," the Saiyan Prince replied. "Well, see how she and her puny friends fair against us…"

The battle with the Saibamen rages until all dozen of them had been defeated.

"Is that all that you got?" Ranma asked.

"Oh, no," Vegeta said. "I guess it's time for the 'main event'. Nappa?"

"With pleasure, Vegeta," Nappa said, as the big, burly man step forth. He scans Z Warriors with a critical eye, until he picks his first victim.

"Okay, let's play a game," Nappa said. "Einie, minie, mighty…MOE!"

Nappa moved at a speed that impressed even Ranma, as he blasted into Tien, flared his battle aura, and sliced off Tien's hand in one hand chop.

CHOP!

"Ah!" Tien yelled.

"Tien!" Chaotzu yelled.

"Ah, need a hand?" Nappa yelled, as Tien took to the air. "Oh, no, you're not going to get away like THAT!"

Nappa took to the air, only to have Ranma intercept Nappa's trajectory.

"No," Ranma yelled, as he suddenly appeared over the Saiyan, opened his left palm and discharge Moka Takabisha Attack…right in Nappa's face.

FWOOSH!

"Yarrrgh-!"

"Usagi!" Ranma yelled.

"Got it!" Sailor Moon said, as she rushed over to where Tien's fallen forearm was. Meanwhile, Tien fell to ground, weakened by loss of blood while going into a state of shock.

"Arrgh!" Tien said, as he was helped by Sailor Moon.

"Easy," Sailor Moon said. "You'll be okay."

"But…my arm-"
"Can be reattached," Sailor Moon said. "You trust me, right?"

Tien looked into Sailor Moon's eyes, and nods his head in reply. He had first met the magical girl back during his training days under the watch of the Crane Sage. He wasn't really impressed by her demeanor, but learned to respect Sailor Moon's dedication in learning a martial arts style while under the cruel watch of a distant master…

"Okay, we're done," Tien said. "I have to get Chiaotzu-"

"You'll pay for hurting my best friend!" Chiaotzu said he attached himself on Nappa's back. He then began to glow.

"No, Chiaotzu!" Tien said. He recognized immediately the technique his sparring partner was trying to employ. And, he wasn't the only one.

"Chiaotzu, get out of the way!" Ranma said, as he wiped the blood from his lips, after an exchange of blows with Nappa.

"But these guys have to be stopped!" Chiaotzu said. "I can't let them continue their rampage!"

"Chiaotzu, no!" Tien said.

"Good-bye, Tien…"

BOOOM!

When the smoke cleared, Nappa was still standing.

"Aw, man!" Nappa said with annoyance. "He blew up all over my armor…"

"You…fiend!" Tien said. "You'll pay for this!"

"With what? One hand?"

"Tien-!" Sailor Moon began to say.

"You…are the last of us, in the Crane School, Bunny," Tien said. "Make us proud."

"Tien-!"

"RRRAARRGGGHHH!" Tien yelled, as he discharged a blast (called the "Domination Blast"), one that could level an entire mountain in mere moments.

"YARRRRGH!" Nappa yelled, as he was engulfed by Tien's attack…

Tien breathed heavily, as collapsed onto the ground, entirely spent of energy.

"I'm sorry, old friend," Tien said, as he dies right on the ground.

"That…actually hurt," Nappa said. "I might have to take you guys seriously."

"Yeah, you might," Ranma said. He then turned towards his now-sobbing wife.

"Usagi, I need you to function."

"But, Tien and Chiaotzu are DEAD!" Sailor Moon wailed.

"I know you are grieving, but the rest of the world is counting on us to hold the line until Goku gets here," Ranma said. "All five of us combined easily equal the power of this guy. So, please, I need you to act."

Sailor Moon nods her head in reply, and places her hand on Tien Shenhan's still remains.

"I promise to live up to the standards of the Crane Style School of Martial Arts, my brothers," Sailor Moon said…

Sailor Moon then stands up, and takes to the skies to be with her husband.

"I'm ready, Ranma," Sailor Moon said.

Ranma nods his head in reply, and then turned to face his comrades and grandson.

"Piccolo, Krillin…Gohan. We take this guy out. Now, here's what we do-"

"Who made YOU the leader?" Piccolo sneered.

"You got any good ideas yourself?" Ranma countered. "I would just LOVE to hear them."

Piccolo growled but did not reply.

"Um, before we begin, can I still take that booster serum?" Krillin asked.

"Aren't you afraid of growing a tail?" Gohan asked.

"I rather live with a tail than be dead."

"Point, taking."

"Here," Sailor Moon said, as she reached into her pocket, and pulls out the new and improved booster serum. "Just press the nozzle directly into the skin where your neck artery is. The serum's properties will do the rest…"

Sailor Moon then tosses the booster serum to Krillin, who catches it with ease.

KTCH!

"Okay," Krillin said, as he removes the cap. He could see the nozzle clearly.

"Here goes nothing…"

Krillin injects the serum into his neck. He felt a cold chill that ran from his neck, which then spreads throughout his body.

"WHOA!" Krillin said.

"What's it like?" Ranma asked. He didn't want the booster serum, thinking that his new technique would be more than sufficient to defeat the likes of Nappa.

"It feels like an ice cream headache," Krillin said. "Woo-hoo! And it feels great!"

"Uh, hello?" Nappa said, as he waved his hands. "Remember the guy who is killing you all?"

"Settle down, Nappa," Vegeta said. "Let the puny humans have their drugs."

"Aw, Vegeta! That's cheating!"

"Well, we already did kill three of their friends, you know."

"Good point."

"You're good to go?" Ranma said.

"I'm more than good," Krillin said. "Let's go kick some Saiyan butt!"

"Now, where have I heard THAT before?" Nappa said. "Oh, yeah. Before I killed three of your friends!"

"And it is because of what YOU did that will insure your defeat," Sailor Moon said, as her eyes turned green. "Sailor Moon says!"

Tbc.