Lilo's Experiment Files
By: Inferno19900828
Written on Sunday, May 15, 2016 at 17:17:25 Central Daylight Time
Chapter Eighteen: Experiment 0-8-5
Name: Screwup
Date of Creation: Tuesday, June 6, 1978
Designed to: Mess up enemy plans (similar to, but not in the same way as, Snafu)
Gender: Female
Height: Ninety-five centimeters (Zero-point-nine-five meters)
Weight: Sixteen kilograms
Date of Activation: Friday, May 14, 2004
Appearance: Screwup looks like a cross between Leroy, Angel, and Stitch. She has the physical appearance of Stitch, the frilly ears of Leroy, and the antennae of Angel. She has light-red outer fur (slightly lighter than Leroy's is) and deep-sea blue inner fur (darker than Stitch's is)
Story of capture: Screwup was activated here at our house. She demonstrated her powers to us when she completely messed up a plot to kidnap Stitch by Gantu. She used her acute senses of hearing and smell to sniff him out, then used her vast intellect to not only let Stitch know he was coming, but to keep him at bay while Stitch kicked his ass. (This whole incident took no longer than twenty-five minutes.) Gantu was defeated, and Screwup was reformed. She now works for the CIA.
One true place: Screwup works for the Central Intelligence Agency, messing up the plans of America's enemies. She lives with the Director of the CIA somewhere on the East Coast of the Mainland United States.
What's new? In mid-July 2015, with the help of Screwup, Shush, Rat, and Snafu, the CIA broke up a 9/11-style ISIS plot. As a result, nineteen ISIS operatives were arrested in fourteen different states. Apparently, they were planning to hijack four airplanes, and then crash them into the tallest buildings in four different cities, including New York and Chicago. Then, in late-August 2015, another ISIS plot, involving blowing up the Willis Tower in Chicago, was disrupted, using Screwup exclusively.
The Director of the Central Intelligence Agency speaks very highly of Screwup. Recently, he said, "She is the 'cream of the crop' amongst the experiments working at the Agency. She gets along with her coworkers really well, and is usually the first to know when there's a plot going on. She is presently in a romantic relationship with one of the male experiments working here at the CIA, and I think they might get married within the next year or two."
In the two months since that communication, the Director has noticed that Screwup's neat-freak tendencies have fully developed. He told me last Saturday, "Screwup has an almost obsessive tendency to clean up everything in her surroundings. Her files are very well organized, by plot and region, sometimes even by state. When she can't find something, she gets mildly upset and frequently looks through the last cases she worked on. It's in there ninety percent of the time, then she calms down and continues to work." He continued yesterday, "She has been an enormous help to the Agency since you sent her to us. Not only has she been instrumental in cracking some of the most difficult cases, but she also has been helpful in other ways. Agents frequently ask her to help them organize their files, which she does using her own system. She then tells them how to go about finding the given document that they might be looking for." All said and done, I think Screwup is fine.
Ambassador Lilo Pelekai
Sunday, May 15, 2016